Maine

Softest place on Earth.

I want a digital camera.

I’m Jumanji in the game don’t try to play me.

I’m the birthday and the birthday month.

when people text me “wya” i look around before i lie

When you're at work and the real you almost slips out

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

Happy Birthday best.

😍 ratings are about to skyrocket! Missed you!

How it feels to an adult in this era:

Lisa R and or Brandi #RHOBH

me pretending i’m listening at a job interview when i’m having an anxiety attack

It tickles me every-time! @thecarlosking_

I’m moonwalking my way to the theaters.

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

I'm this old

The problem is cost of living has damn near tripled in just 5 years and just when you feel you’re making enough ,here comes a rent increase, grocery cost increase,gas cost increase so that when you finally make it to $70K it feels like you’re still at $55k. What did Candiace say?

I need for Tiff Treats to make cinnamon rolls.

God really has opened my eyes a lot this year.

Proof of life.