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A Supreme Court themed restaurant that serves the Ruth Bader Ginsburger

@whale6x $27,417.00, although $30,000 would give me the runway.

What amount of money do you need right now? Be realistic don’t say $1M

@albertapp your app is so unnecessarily clunky and difficult to use.

@Sabiha1278 You know the rules and you aren’t special. If you don’t have a placard you don’t park there. What gives you the right to take a spot away from someone who may have really needed it? I don’t feel the least bit of sympathy for you, and chasing clout online isn’t it.

To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭 I pulled into Target, ran in real quick to grab ONE thing, and by the time I came back out my car was already being towed like it had been waiting for hours instead of minutes. No warning. No ticket. Just straight to tow truck mode in what felt like no time at all. And I’ve gotta ask—do some people just sit in parking lots waiting for the exact moment they can report someone? Because the speed this happened was honestly wild. I wasn’t parked there for long. I wasn’t wandering around the store for ages. I was gone for less time than it takes to decide what to buy in the checkout line. What made it even more frustrating is how quickly it all escalated into a full tow situation instead of any kind of warning or ticket first. Now I’m stuck dealing with fees, paperwork, and losing my whole afternoon over something that lasted just a few minutes. It’s just been one of those situations where everything snowballed way faster than expected. 😅 To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭 To whoever reported my car the second they saw it in a disabled spot… I genuinely hope that felt as satisfying as it seemed for you. 😭

@sircalebhammer video froze at the exact right time

@hthieblot Nobody here is bolt.com years old, eh? The OG social network circa 1998

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about?

@SFC1959 @krassenstein What’s up with this weird picture of Trump’s neck?

@krassenstein You gotta love the way. That the thought of Donald Trump being your President crawls up your ass every day and slowly eats away at you, 24/7, you live, breathe and think Donald Trump, 24/7, and it's fuckin great👌👌👌🤣

MAJOR BREAKING: A federal judge in Washington just ruled that protesters criticizing Trump could not be forced to take down a flag reading “8647,” finding NO indication that the message could be taken as a true threat against the president’s life. TOLD YA SO. 8647.

@Amer1can_Barbie There is no lawsuit smooth brain

Put her right back up there so she can think about if she wants to be thankful someone saved her or if she wants to be a retarded bitch.

@Anayacs71 It says “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

I parked near a Chinese restaurant while at the gym, and when I came back, I found this symbol on my car. Any idea what it means?

@yan_qing35527 I don’t get it why is he doing this

这招够狠，居然用百元大钞防伪

@vegasstarfish Free parking? I’m in!

Nevada is the only state where adult companionship is available for legal purchase, but a lot of misconceptions surround the field. For starters; it is NOT legal in Las Vegas and you must travel about an hour to plan a party. Every imaginable service is on the table for adults whether you’re a solo visitor, couple, group, men, women, guests with disabilities or someone with very special interests. As much as this is about fun and relaxation, it’s also about providing services legally, safely and in a clean health regulated environment where you’re guaranteed a hassle free experience. Add this to your list of unique Vegas attractions you won’t find anywhere else. #vegas #lasvegas #vegasstarfish #vegasexperience #vegasentertainment #nevada #vegasfun #vegaslocalsecrets #vegaslocal #thingstodoinvegas #vegastiktok

@x_GrimReaperx @adrianrobison @GeeksGamersCom This

@adrianrobison @GeeksGamersCom Dexter Resurrection did a good job of bringing the franchise from death without needing to retcon. It was really good. Can’t wait for season 2

RUMOR: Disney to Remove Star Wars Sequel Trilogy From Timeline to Resume Focus on Original Characters "If true, this would be one of the most dramatic franchise shifts in modern Hollywood history."

@kiyashaber062 @bgyetherr I then said “Okay show me what would be the next photo snapped, more face, a little less blurry, I should see at least 70% of your face in the next one.” And I got this one

@kiyashaber062 @bgyetherr

ChatGPT’ye kendi selfie'sini çektiren prompt sosyal medyada gündem oldu.

@jsweezy87 @PrimeVideo Wild!!

@HeyAdeo @PrimeVideo Amazon must have the international version. It was only Taco Bell in the US

If you stream #DemolitionMan on @PrimeVideo they’ve changed “Taco Bell” to “Pizza Hut”. Why the change?

@jzellis Invent the internet as we know it today

Take John Hinckley to a fuckin shooting range

@LauraLoomer @stephenasmith Something something something glass houses

@stephenasmith Robert Mueller terrorized President Trump and his family. It’s totally healthy to be happy when your enemies die. Especially when you outlive them! I stand with President Trump.

See……this is the B.S. I’m talking about. This is a disgusting thing coming from our Commander In Chief — especially about a VETERAN and PURPLE HEART recipient. #DamnShameful!

What the hell is so wrong with White dudes names Mark?

I’ve never been treated the way this manager talked to me. And when I asked his name he said “I dunno”. He let me list off my order and every single item he said “we no longer carry that” It’s so unacceptable. I’d really like To share this video with you.

@McDonalds I’m at a restaurant in Albuquerque that closed early, when I called them out on it the manager became so disgruntled, I’ve never been talked to like that. I eventually pulled out my phone to record part of the interaction and I’d like to share it with you.