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I'm sorry Trump, you did not receive a rose, please say your goodbyes and exit the White House immediately #BachelorInParadise

@jk_rowling @SwipeWright Don’t you have a lawsuit to lose?

"It’s important to highlight that launching a PR campaign and applying layers of thick makeup requires far more time and effort than simply making DNA test results public." -- ✍️@SwipeWright realityslaststand.com/p/imane-khelif…

@jk_rowling @SwipeWright

‘Media outlets might relish the surge of clicks they gain by distorting biological realities…However, these lies have serious consequences. It is not an exaggeration to fear that such distortions may soon get someone killed.’ ✍️⁦@SwipeWright⁩ realityslaststand.com/p/fact-vs-fict…

For the record, bombarding me with pictures of athletic women to ‘teach’ me that women don’t all look like Barbie is like spamming me with pics of differently-shaped potatoes to prove rocks are edible. I can still see the difference and you look frankly bonkers.

We need a Broad City episode on this Donald Trump #verdict STAT

Zach dodging that producer rose #bachelor #TheBachelor

Christina having her meltdown in the entryway of the mansion: #bachelor #TheBachelor

I do appreciate that Zach enters his group dates the same way RuPaul enters the werk room #bachelor #TheBachelor

Well friends we had a great two week run, but it looks like the time has come to say goodbye to end-of-episode rose ceremonies #TheBachelor #bachelor

Zach, who admits his first concert was Nickelback, pretending he loves this artist: #bachelor #TheBachelor

Honestly the most poignant example I’ve seen of gaslighting on #TheBachelor is the yearly advertisement trying to convince us the senior #bachelor will one day come

For someone who has never kissed Zach before I sure do feel like I know a lot about what it’s like to kiss Zach #BachelorNation #bachelor #TheBachelor

Watching all the boring storylines masquerade as drama this week: #TheBachelor #bachelor

Update peanut butter cups are also ruined #thebachelor #bachelor #BachelorNation

I’ll never be able to listen to the words “Bad Bitch Energy” with a straight face again #thebachelor #BachelorNation

The girls: *discussing what it’s like to kiss Zach* Gabi: #TheBachelor #bachelor

Zach: “I think the date is going really well!” The date: #bachelor #TheBachelor

By the time the Senior Bachelor season airs, I’LL be old enough to join the cast #bachelor #TheBachelor

Christina looking around this “family reunion” for Patrick Warburton #bachelor #TheBachelor

Producers seeing the girls get along for 5 minutes and sending Tahzjuan to ruin it: #TheBachelor #bachelor

I love to hate how awkward and nonsensical the first group dates always are #bachelor #TheBachelor