marty the bolter 🏹

me when I pronounce pain au chocolat like ‘pan oh shohcolah’

i was in an international conflict zone two weeks ago and somehow Brixton McDonald’s at 11pm is still the worst place i’ve been to this whole year

good morning I pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the street

read an article on substack today, called “why do people act like they have tomorrow to love you?” and yes, why

@EmiratesSupport hi there! when will you be giving the next update? our flights have of course been cancelled but we’ve not heard anything about a rebooking, so not sure what to expect without a general update

i need a Punch the Monkey update account, i can’t stop thinking about him

The mother of the 5-year-old taken into ICE custody reports that the child is getting sick due to the quality of the food at the facility: “He has stomach pain, he’s vomiting, he has a fever and he no longer wants to eat.”

Beyond its cosmetic applications, carbon fiber is becoming intertwined with a new era of vessels. We explore how names like Navier use the material. robbreport.com/motors/marine/…

so high school slaps so hard

I think that about sums it up

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

No global outrage about this though

i love the tiktok tarot readers feeding my delusions, keep ‘em coming baby girl

Take a look behind the scenes of status symbol superyachts and the luxuries they offer.  #InsideTheWorldsMostLuxuriousYachts is on @Channel4 at 8pm.

is it really your birthday if you don’t cry

have any UK swifties received their merch orders? it's been a week now and i haven't even had a dispatch email...

don’t care + didn’t ask + in the cracks of light i dreamed of you and it was real enough to get me through

if there was ever a game which shows VAR is needed in the WSL this was it, should’ve been 2:1 #ARSvCHEL

cry my eyes out violet ELIZABETH TAYLOR #NewProfilePic

Unilever / Magnum stopped Ben & Jerry’s from creating a flavor for Palestine — so I’m doing it myself. I’ve got a watermelon, an empty pint, and I need your help: Name the flavor or suggest ingredients Or design the pint packaging Tag @yobencohen, @MagnumGlobal use #JusticeforPalestine to submit Use your voice when Ben & Jerry’s can’t — to secure peace, justice, and dignity in Palestine #FreeBenandJerrys

“At the edge of both the forest and the sea, 60 miles south of the Arctic Circle, Oulu is a bastion of Finnish heritage,” writes @NatGeo, spotlighting @OurFinland's 2026 European Capital of Culture with art, cuisine and Arctic light. nationalgeographic.com/travel/article…