Lucy

What is your policy with charge banks in hand luggage/hold baggage @jet2tweets ? I fly tomorrow

@jet2tweets hi going to Spain Thursday with my husband and an infant. What’s the baggage allowance for infant? I saw 10kg but is that hold baggage or hand luggage?

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.” 30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

So glad Jo and Kush won. The total opposite of toxic masculinity. Open, wearing their emotions on their sleeves and telling each other how much their friendship means. Well done lads 👏 #raceacrosstheworld #ratw

Had to say goodbye to our almost 14 year old weimaraner, Lucy, last night. Makes me think of this genius tweet from an old internet friend. Final dog tax below.

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

Delivering a parcel between these times on a Thursday night is diabolical. Who is this Relay company

Toast is a dipper on a full English, a vehicle for a dippy egg & bean juice and I won’t have anything more said about it

they be born folded tf up omg and then have to walk IMMEDIATELY animals be strict af

if you voted reform today i do think less of you as a person

Why does this woman film every part of her life. Seems she relished being a part of the drama of it all #shouldimarryamurderer

@WomanDefiner Say boo - boo Say yay - yay Say dada - dada Say mama - dada 🙃🙃

What being a parent is like.

Can’t hear what they are saying. One is a better rapper than the other #BGT #BritainsGotTalent

How cruel do you have to be to try and ban trans people from a non-competitive, fun community run?

This. A thousand times this.

So Katie and Harrison have to set off at night which reduces their lead from no fault of their own. That seems unfair #raceacrosstheworld #ratw

Any #lufc fans still need trains for Wembley next weekend? I have two for sale (journey details pictured). Message if interested, paid £125 would be looking to sell for similar price.

@JordyP1993 @currys Shame I couldn’t report this for an Instagram influencer who drew my name in a comp and implied like she had posted me the item then blamed the post office, wouldn’t send me a tracking number then just ignored my messages.

Hey @currys as promised, just letting you know I’ve submitted a formal complaint to the ASA as you’ve broken the terms of your own T&Cs and haven’t provided a prize, regardless of how often your incredibly poor customer service team on here keep telling me otherwise 👍🏻 #Currys

@AldiUK bought this yesterday is that mould on the chicken or something else 😂

Not a tear amongst the twins on this show! #eastenders