Triston Zapp

I want to go to five guys & get the bag of fries for & the $30 burger

I just can’t stop eating fat people food gang

Loving this news prior market open. Bring the volatility.

@0xleegenz Every major oil move somehow comes with a global fear narrative attached to it. Markets trade panic faster than fundamentals.

being a man in 2026: go solo get jacked get money dress well stay delusional

“The economy is about to shut down again and people are going to die” People sitting in cash:

Gamestop is back in the headlines. Pokemon cards are booming and now there's a virus outbreak. I've seen this script before....

Girls: im so lonely no one has talked to me for hours Average male experience:

God bless $ABCL

i'm thinking...

How high risk stocks look at my portfolio when I’m already down 50%

U.S. & Israel just bombed Iran Ceasefire is officially over Thanks for playing

@DCDOWORK Amazing choices 🤝🏽

$NBIS $OSCR $NIO let's have an epic day

Wake up superstar capitalism needs you

0% chance of a ceasefire 100% chance of a deadline extension Few understand this

Not enough people question why the stock market hasn’t CRASHED yet.

🇨🇳 Chinese Professor says that President Trump might be a genius. 🇺🇸 THE BIG PLAN

Dear Americans, Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country; if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.