Neil

The worst part about this is the correct spelling is also on the box.

So no Lavia then. Our transfer policy seems to have regressed to what it used to be in the mid to late 90s. Drawn out haggling that amounts to little, or in some terrible cases, Phil Babb.

@connor_stringer @mailplus @DailyMailUK Blink twice for yes if Wootton is putting you up to this tragic tweet Connor.

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Only me in office. Work buddy texts asking me to liberate a plantpot from someone who'd nicked it. Shovelled the plant into another pot with a wooden spoon from the canteen. Turns out they meant the plant as well. Now reshovelled into original pot. Made a right bloody mess.

@thenoikz The rate rise is mentioned in the article I posted. 👍

Interest rates going up for the 14th time in a row in the hope of stemming inflation, but sure 'weather'. bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Finished #wolf on iPlayer. Hints of True Detective and Funny Games and ultimately, completely bananas.

My idea for the X logo! What you think?

Clown leader, with a clown cabinet, making us look more of a clown country by the day. theguardian.com/environment/20…

@bcegerton Ah right. I clocked the cottages, will look out for hints of one formerly being a pub next time I'm up there. Some of them did look like they'd recently been done up.

@HimInTheNorth It was in the row of cottages, if they’re still there, basically as far as you can get in a car.

Vertical pano looking out from Hartshead Pike towards Manchester. Squint to see Fiddlers Ferry, the Mersey Gateway Bridge and a lone dog walker. #photography #ThePhotoHour #landscapephotography #manchester

Great morning having a tour of @ShakespeareNP. Really interesting and an amazing building.

@bcegerton My first time up there! It was ace. Where was the pub Brian?

@HimInTheNorth Been a long time since I was up there, I remember when that little pub was open

@theinkbubble @spectatorindex Mad that you pay for a free app to hand out these terrible takes.

@spectatorindex BREAKING : It is summer and we have only recorded ocean temperatures for 150 of the 4.5 billion years the earth has been around. Relax.

BREAKING: North Atlantic Ocean temperature sets new record

Mossley, Greater Manchester. #photography #ThePhotoHour #urbanphotography #manchester

So hang on, this guy was right?

£2.10 on the Euromillions AND pay day?

@JDIrwinbooks Well I concur with the dog then.

@HimInTheNorth Oh yes....

Making meatballs. The dog's nose is on fire.