David J Himsworth

@karenfthompson Mmmmm gooood!

Peeps of a certain age, Who remembers evaporated milk , tinned fruit and jelly as a Saturday night treat if you were good …? God this is going to be absolutely scrumptious…

@Jenny_1884 Ditto

Has anyone else apart from me never watched a single episode of Love Island 🤔 & never will.

@londonteacher_ @hollieteaches Toothpsste trick?

@hollieteaches I told mine straight up this year that it’s hard. That seemed to help because it took the pressure off! I also got them hooked with a lot of “tricks” like the hour and the minute hand being short and long words, and the toothpaste trick. They were so impressed!

I spent 2 hours teaching my class time today (yes. I’m crazy and now I’m very tired) but genuinely 75% of them can now read the time in 5 minute intervals!! With most the others about half way to getting it. SO proud of them! Time has got to be the hardest thing to teach.

@DJESReborn No

@caroldecker @PiersUncensored Glad he was on showed him up for what he is, an immature child,

@SheffieldStar Give him a star in front of the town hall if he hasnt already got one.

The amazing John Burkhill has raised one million pounds through his fundraising efforts 🎉🎉🎉 - we want to know how Sheffield should celebrate this massive achievement?

@cristo_radio He should have beeb made an example of...

£365? That’ll teach him to never intimidate women, harass Jews, trespass, steal dogs, vandalise property and threaten members of the public *ever* again. 🙁

@Goodable Wonderful

Sometimes all you need is a little encouragement...

@GiftedTawk Photocopier every time

Teachers, would you rather have A. a permanent parking space upfront near the entrance, OR B. have a magical ability to always find a working photocopier when you need it? 🚗✨ #TeacherProblems #ParkingPerksOrCopyConvenience

@GiftedTawk @Ravenatadesk Two before class, 1 up to lunch and 1 double shot to take me to end of class.

Teachers, I'm conducting a groundbreaking study: How many cups of coffee does it take to transform you into a fully functioning human being in the morning? Asking for myself, who may or may not be an exhausted teacher desperately seeking the secrets of caffeine enlightenment. ☕️

@danwootton I like the snookerstake on these guys...small claims court en mass.

Everything wrong about Britain today summed up in one video. This man is a hero in my books.

@IL0VEthe80s This was my daughters bike back in the day...

Did you have or ever want a bike like this?

@amandajplatell Totally confused now....dont want the EU...

The true face of Brexit hating Keir Starmer finally admitting Labour will ‘renegotiate Brexit’ if he wins the election. Vote Labour get the EU!

@josierones I alwsys put Yorkshire at the top of my lists... York or Harrogate if you want to really chill.

@DanaGricken I always try to find a reason each day to smile.

It’s a very dark and rainy day here but hey, without rain, you can’t have a rainbow. 🥰 Had to turn on my lamp to get some light in my room. I hope you find a reason to smile even in stormy weather!

@FirstSouthYorks Need them on trams and trains too...

@GMB Its all about context...

A woman sued her boss for sexual harassment, believing his use of "xx" was a coded way of asking for sexual relations. Her claims were rejected in court. Is it inappropriate to send kisses on work messages?

@Ravenatadesk Why do they do that, its not clever and not funny.

@Ravenatadesk Stay brave

@wendyk101 Hospital or gp appt?