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@bo5hox25 @PhilMickelson

@PhilMickelson You piece of shit. At least you WD before the tournament. Fuck you, Phil.

@mplsbadger @PhilMickelson @OfficialTourPro Nice positive vibes douche.

@PhilMickelson @OfficialTourPro Thank you. Now I don’t have to have an inordinate amount of coverage wasted on a washed up mid 50’s degenerate gambler that tried to ruin the game.

@GovPressOffice Is Harvey fucking your wife still?

Take your hat off, you disgusting little man.

🚨 Sen. Thom Tillis unloads on DHS Sec. Kristi Noem, shouting and slamming the table. “Your leadership is a DISASTER!” He warns “INNOCENT people are getting detained,” then adds, “Stephen Miller aided and abetted!”

@Silly1E @BenDempsey18 @ArmedForcesIR09 It’s not that hard.

@BenDempsey18 @ArmedForcesIR09 You think not eating or drinking anything from sunrise to sunset is “skipping lunch”? 💀

Trump says Sayyed Khamenei was killed while having breakfast with senior officials early in the morning WE'RE MUSLIMS YOU MORON! WE DON'T DO BREAKFASTS IN RAMADAN!!!

@AntiTrumpCanada It’s funny y’all think we care what you think. You need to focus on yourselves and the lack of importance you play on the world stage. You exist because of us.

Holy fuck, he’s literally rotting away.

@justinamash This is why you’re not Congress.

The Constitution does not require the president to notify Congress; it requires the president to get permission from Congress.

Messed around.

@DoerflerJared Center shaft. Straight Sexy!!

We are giving away our prototype zero-torque putter. Not on the website yet - no one else has one. Here's how to win. • Retweet this tweet • Fill out the form in the next tweet 70 lie 3 loft 303 Stainless Steel Winner can choose the below: • RH or LH • Length • Black or Chrome Shaft Runs through Monday, 2/2 at 5:00 pm Central. Winner will be selected by 6:00 pm Central on 2/2.

@KeithOlbermann Currently 8 minutes and 15 seconds longer than you

This went in for eight minutes and fifteen seconds This was actually on national television

Oh sweet Jesus on Hockey Skates NHL Network with a segment on some deli in Jersey naming a sandwich after Jack Hughes Nothing says "the Olympics are big" like doing a live food plug that they wouldn't have put on The Uncle Floyd Show on Ch. 68 in Newark🤦🏼‍♂️ Have some self-respect

@KeithOlbermann @lindacohn @KeithOlbermann is the @ChevyChaseToGo of ESPN. Sadly he lost the biscuits in his basket. Nobody likes him nor wants anything to do with him.

Hate to finally break it to you @lindacohn. I'd say "be better to you" but it's an impossibility You're a self-obsessed politically motivated clown who thinks HER leanings are sacrosanct and everyone else's must be suppressed We've indulged you all these years. That now ends

@JBPritzker Waiting for food on the table aren't you?

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@PGATUOR Less than 1% on each metric. Bomb and crush factor, faster greens, less watering once the tournament starts, newer venues with more challenging greens. Of course, it's @chambleebrandel not providing any context.

Why do you think putting make % has decreased over the last 20 years?

The Big Four Bridge is lit tonight in honor of Ramadan - may acts of kindness spread across our city during this month of fasting and reflecting.

They have to suspend him. I can name 10 other different players he’s done this too

"I have the distinct honor to say that we lost white population"- former NY Rep. Charles Barron (D) Listen to the crowd's reaction

@kurtisallen Ryan to Kathy

Ryan Seacrest actively trying to help Kathy Hilton play Wheel of Fortune is like the real-life version of Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

@Michael_Voris @CarlHigbie @DrBond40772 She clearly hit the officer in another video and this video shows she asked to get out of the car and failed to comply. It's not that hard. I agree she didn't deserve to die but she put the office in a life or death situation and he chose life.

@CarlHigbie @DrBond40772 From THE agents own body cam footage- she rams him with her vehicle.

And just like that… officer is proven innocent.

@SKECHERSUSA you advertise your shoes at the Las Vegas airport but we had three different pairs set off the TSA checkpoint!!