H- minus

@LizzyStarrrdust Get a regular stripper and have him look through binoculars backwards

One year I really wanted to get my ex a midget stripper for his birthday but starting rates were like $500 and I really just couldn't justify spending the money on that.

@LizzyStarrrdust Now if you only had drawers...

Check out these gorgeous drawer pulls I found!

@Matt_Pinner No

be honest....

@LizzyStarrrdust I have lost my mojo lately

Happy Friday. I love you guys. Most of you. Well, some. Ok a couple of you are alright kinda.

@AntiWokeMemes @DarianLee23 Singles night at the Muslim strip club

Caption this Best answer wins 😂

@AntiWokeMemes He is gay

Describe this man using ONE word

@marieisgreedy You are not chubby You are a fat slob

is 600lbs too chubby for a 23y/o?

@AntiWokeMemes She couldn't seduce a blind man

MAGA men... She approaches you, what is your reaction?

@faexvalentine Not a chance

Would you say hi to me at the beach? 🏖️

@marieisgreedy Vile

describe my 600lbs body in one word 😊

@Hunter_Eagleman Yes they can

They/them can’t really be this dumb, can they?! 🥴

@jennyprxo You are a slob

Would you date a big girl? Be honest

@DefiantLs Yeah, and you ain't it

"Hey MAGA, want to see a real alpha male?"

@TalkinGiants Like the pick

The Giants are selecting Francis Mauigoa with the tenth pick

@AntiLeftMemes Don't come back

@TaraBull Moronic

What do you call this piercing?

@LizzyStarrrdust Mine also ripped But it wasn't fun.

Hey guys. Remember when my jeans ripped? Fun times. 😏

@abbysglazed To fat for any age

‌am i too fat for my age with 22? (500lbs) 😬

@Matt_Pinner Democrats

I’m sure you guys will come up with some great answers!

@cecesquishy Fat slob

it’s just a chubby girl in a swimsuit how addictive could it even be