Hannah

the zoom out reveal is one of the funniest moments in television history

@0xRuzy That interview was on page 17, google Jerry Seinfeld 17 to find it

Jerry Seinfeld says he regrets claiming the extreme left suppressed comedy. Jerry Seinfeld: I did an interview with The New Yorker. Tom Papa: Mhm. Jerry Seinfeld: And I said that the extreme left has suppressed the art of comedy. Tom Papa: Mhm. Jerry Seinfeld: I did say that. Tom Papa: Yeah. Jerry Seinfeld: That’s not true. (laughs) It’s not true. Tom Papa: No? Jerry Seinfeld: No. Again, you want to go back. Let’s go back to our solid, liquid analogy. Tom Papa: Okay. Jerry Seinfeld: And the other thing that I have said about this: if you’re Lindsey Vonn, if you’re a champion skier… Tom Papa: Uh-huh. Jerry Seinfeld: …you can put the gates anywhere you want on the mountain. She’s going to make the gate. Tom Papa: Right. Jerry Seinfeld: That’s comedy. Tom Papa: Mhm. Jerry Seinfeld: Whatever the culture is, we make the gate. Tom Papa: Mhm. Jerry Seinfeld: You don’t make the gate, you’re out of business. That’s your job. You make the gate. The culture moves. People are different. They react differently. Your job is to make the gate. If you can’t make the gate, get another job. That’s what I think. That’s how I feel about it now.

Watching in a bar in Miami airport and everyone here, all nationalities, stood up together in unison to applaud Enzo Fernandez getting sent off.

Do you realize how unlikeable of a country you have to be for LATINOS to root for SPAIN (the country that colonized them) over you??????

@CantEverDie Absolute banger

spain once again colonized argentina, but instead of with guns, this time with a ball

So pleased by the Spain win

@turambaraaud @HITCSevens You lost, go back to wanking over the belgrano and Nazi war criminals

@HITCSevens Chora viadinho, o futebol é isso

Classless in victory and classless in defeat. Congratulations to this Argentina team on upholding a proud tradition of shameful thuggery.

bye x

Buzzing for Coldplay! Hopefully we see Failsafe afterwards!

@fishmoding I had no idea coral could be a pest

@Hnnh46 no but they eat (a very specific pest) coral >:)

nudibranch cuddle pile tap in 👇

@miffythegamer Who’s his barber, Abu hamza?

I’m sorry but that beard gives me the ick.

South America is like the Balkans except every country is Israel

@postoctobrist Christian angermayer won’t stop appearing in these stories 😭 dailymail.com/news/article-1…

@Faj1791 Also a big part of it was that she had no experience prior and had only been a local tv anchor

Kari Lake was going to be a national Gop star if she had won. This is widely known in political circles. She might've even been Trump's heir. That's why she couldn't accept defeat. She knew how much that governor race meant.

@newmonkye Hilarious that she also owns a lingerie brand and when she wore it in euphoria it was still insanely ill fitting

inshallah one day she will buy A Bra that Fits

I may be cringe but I am free 🐎🐎🐎

@nikicaga It’s definitely big among middle aged people as well

Centrist thinkpiece writers seem to care way more about trans people than most MAGA voters, let alone swing voters

If you pile your furniture in the middle of your living room then set it on fire, you will have the warmest house in your street, for a few hours.