HODLSMAUG

@IonicDigital Don’t care. Just pay us from the Celsius fuck storm and let’s move on.

We’re excited to welcome Antonio Piraino (CSO) and Mark Lambourne (CDO) to our executive team. With 60+ years of collective expertise, they will be instrumental in accelerating our power-ready data center pipeline for the #AI economy. Full details: cdn.prod.website-files.com/66e41d65074b4d…

A major trading firm has been accused of running a coordinated market-moving strategy that looks like something out of a finance thriller. Regulators in India say the firm repeatedly built huge positions, opened enormous short exposure, then unloaded assets within seconds using high speed algorithms, which triggered rapid price drops they could profit from on the short side. This pattern allegedly took place around the same 10 AM window and reportedly generated over $4.2B, prompting India’s SEBI to freeze roughly $560M pending the outcome of an ongoing case. The basic method described by investigators: • Deploy investor capital • Accumulate large spot positions • Load up on derivatives shorts • Execute sudden high volume sell programs during thin liquidity or negative sentiment • Let the engineered drop play out • Cash in shorts, eat a small spot loss, then reload at lower prices • Repeat the cycle The allegations extend beyond India, with critics claiming the same blueprint has appeared in crypto markets as well.

Stop FUCKING selling you cowards! #btc #crypto #cryptowinter

WTF #btc

🚨 CELSIUS RECOVERY: THE HIDDEN VALUATION GAP IN IONIC DIGITAL 🚨 While everyone is focused on the liquid distributions, the real wealth transfer is happening in the Ionic Digital equity. We just reviewed the December 2025 data and compared it to public peers like MARA and IREN. The market hasn't priced this in yet. Here is the data dive every Celsius creditor needs to see. 🧵👇

Just received fourth @CelsiusNetwork distribution email! “You are eligible to receive a fourth distribution on account of your Celsius claim. The fourth distribution, expected to begin in February 2026, will allocate $344.4 million to eligible Celsius” #Bankruptcy

🥳🚨 #CelsiusNetwork 4th distribution announced at 7.2% of your total claims! Total recovery is now at 72.1%. The distribution date has not been set, but expect it in a couple of weeks. I will post an update once distributions begin. Sources of these funds: • $73.7M in reserves unlocked • $14.3M in forfeitures • $256.4M from the Litigation Fund (includes Tether) Total: $344.4M The recovery will come in BTC or cash via your previous agent, but the 4th distribution will be the last paid in BTC. All future distributions will be paid in stablecoins or cash. The company has also not purchased the Bitcoin yet. When the distribution is closer, the Bitcoin purchase price will be announced. Read more below 👇 cases.stretto.com/public/x191/11…

🚨 LATEST: Ark Invest's Cathie Wood says Bitcoin is a strong diversification tool “for asset allocators seeking higher returns per unit of risk” in her 2026 market outlook.

The next three years could be Reaganomics on steroids, another golden age for the US equity market. Back then, early in my career, I remember how deregulation, tax cuts, sound monetary policy, and peace through strength sent the dollar soaring, which put a lid on the gold price!

@Bitcoin_Teddy Keepkey

What’s your favorite #Bitcoin hardware device?

I’M GETTING SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

@TiffanyFong Join the party pal

i bought the dip and it just kept dipping. 😩

Bitcoin will go ok to hit new all time highs. The cycle is not over. Save this tweet.

@TiffanyFong_ Looks amazing. Enjoy!

khao soi is so underrated.

@camcrews And it’s abysmal given how much was stolen from me and everyone else. Fuck Alex Mashinsky and his neck.

The $220M 3rd Distribution for Celsius creditors has started arriving today. US creditors eligible to receive Bitcoin will receive a claim code redeemable at PayPal. 🫡

@CelsiusFacts Just got mine. Abysmal payout given my 6 digit losses. Fuck Alex Mashinsky.

💵#CelsiusNetwork Paypal Creditors are reporting they have receive their 3rd BTC distribution!

Just got this distribution email from #celsiusnetwork for 3rd payment through PayPal. It checks out legit. The payout is breadcrumbs but whatever. #bankruptcy #CelsiusBankruptcy

Be vigilant. Be careful. Just got a fake spam email for my third distribution for #celsiusnetwork #bankruptcy. Always check the sender email. ALWAYS!!!! Don’t click links you can’t verify - email address. All scammer must burn in hell. #celsiusnetwork #ScamWarning

@aaronbennett @colifax56 @CelsiusNetwork Coolio doood.

@colifax56 @HodlSmaug @CelsiusNetwork Video out in a few hrs

Got my email for another @CelsiusNetwork 3rd distribution. It is REAL for those of you asking. The "do-not-reply@updates.celsius.network". The link will take you to the URL to verify your profile and ensure they have the right info on you. #celsiusbankruptcy #distribution