Dan Crowe

Me to son: “do you want breakfast before we get a few things done?” Him: “ahhhuggghhh” Me: “what’s that” Him: “it’s Saturday, I don’t work on weekends” Me: “you must have dreamt you moved in with a different family last night, so do you want breakfast or just get to work?”

@dobertforrow @MolecularLab_ 🤣🤣

@MolecularLab_ If that hack changed your life, what was your life like before?

Life hack that changed my life 🥚

@BarackObama Agreed! Let’s take a look at some of these ridiculous maps. By the way, when you were a senator, where did you come from?

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@eMoney_HQ We thought we were doing good to get $80 a piece for 4! Dang it!

🚨 NEWS: Reseller makes $9,000 profit from a basketball game One Piece TCG gave out free basketball promo cards that resell for $200+ online This guy bought EVERY card from fan leaving the game 😂 (video creds: scalpy_mcscalpster via tiktok)

@TrentonLuera14 @zane_beekman made me think of our conversation

Your son is being too humble. And it's costing him scholarship offers. Here's the psychology coaches don't tell you about:

@KurtSupeCPA Sounds to me like she would find out what being a minority shareholder gets you as long as the founders are in sync.

Two guys build a plumbing company together. Best friends for 40 years. $12M business. Split 50/50. Partner gets divorced at 64. Ugly. Wife cheating. He's devastated. Divorce settlement: She gets 30% of the business. He keeps 20%. His partner still has 50%. Now there are three owners. Ex-wife holds the swing vote on everything. He wants to sell to his partner's son who's been running it for 10 years. Ex-wife votes no. "I want market price. Outside buyer." She's already talking to private equity. They'll gut it and flip it. The son loses everything he's built. The buy-sell agreement? Written in 1987. Says nothing about divorce. No life insurance funding. No valuation updates. No divorce triggers. Just says "in the event of death or disability." Divorce wasn't death or disability. He's 64. Healthy. Could live another 25 years watching his ex-wife destroy what they built. Him to his partner: "How could you let this happen?" Partner: "I didn't think she'd get any of the business." 40 years of friendship. Ended by a divorce attorney who read their buy-sell in 20 minutes.

@amilleraz0 Only people that would believe this are people that have never drilled out a lock before. A deadbolt would take much longer than that.

HOA broke into my house🏡

@IrishGolfer8 @bruce_straughan Hope you get the help you need. When you speak with your Dr. show them your pinned tweet, this tweet making a post about a beloved man going into hospice about politics, and then tell them how you refer to people that point this out to you as “Magatards” - get well!

@bruce_straughan I used to love Lou Holtz. I met him on two occasions and even interviewed him once. However, his support of Trump and MAGA, is extremely disappointing and disturbing to me. Everything that Lou used to espouse, and I bought into, just doesn’t square with Trump and MAGA. Mystery.

Multiple sources reporting that Legendary ND Head Coach Lou Holtz is currently in Hospice Care at 89yrs old.

@SJRaiders_ @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 I was simply replying to this original post commenting on Notre Dame schedule by an apparent Indiana fan. I’m happy for IU….loved that Pat Coogan won it w IU but IU making fun of ND schedule is ironic because most of IU’s history they would’ve been a cakewalk team to schedule

@HoleDeal @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 💯 agree IU has sucked for its entire history. 2 great years and 1 natty doesn’t make up for all of our past failures. But why are ND fans coming so hard? Jealously? Pissed it’s been 38 years since the last Irish natty? Salty bc of 39 years since a Heisman??

Looking for someone challenging other than Miami on Notre Dame's schedule

@SJRaiders_ @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 What are we talking IU Dynasty now after two years- teams that are in the race for the most losses in college football history suddenly strike fear in teams - 99 out of 100 years of IU history people would say scheduling IU was a cupcake game

@HoleDeal @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 Like when Marshall won in South Bend?

@JShalooby @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 Ok

@HoleDeal @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 North Texas finished the season T25 this year. Plus we play a B1G schedule. You have three team total that finished T25.

@Josielou37 @CanDoogan @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 Oh burn - you’re forgetful and I am dummy & don’t know that much. You could speak with your doctor about your memory loss and speculating on what strangers know on the Internet - It’s probably something they can medicate - good luck!

@HoleDeal @CanDoogan @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 I also suspect you’re a dummy. I’ve forgotten more CFB than you will ever know.

@CanDoogan @Josielou37 @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 You might not remember but ND beat them last year. But I suspect being a first yr fan u might not know that

@HoleDeal @Josielou37 @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 Thanks! Two years to accomplish what Notre Dame has been trying to do for forty.

@Josielou37 @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 Two years of success- congrats!

@HoleDeal @Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 And you can come to any game. We’ll get you up close to OUR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY!!!!!!!

@Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 The first three games that IU chose to schedule. It’s not like those teams are usually contenders but have fallen off. They chose to schedule cupcakes

@HoleDeal @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 Better than ND schedule, thanks for posting

@chrisgb002000 Make them 🤣 - go ahead you start making them! Maybe start with a small sign by the side of rd.

Notre dame shouldn't get a free pass anymore make them join a conference

@Hoosier_Review @Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 Teams that start out with North Texas, Howard, WKU? Should probably sit this one out.

@Corry3855581687 @jayadame25 While you're googling the schedule...

@Vern_Funquist Breaking: Former baseball player from D2 school without a football program much less a natty weighs in on football.

BREAKING: Former QB of a team who hasn’t won a natty in 40 years and is too cowardly to join a conference weighs in on…conferences. More at 6.

@Justin_Albers Don’t fake like you have the ball if you don’t want to get hit like you have ball.

It is absolutely absurd that this was not called. Dirty play from classless Miami. #iufb

@ChaseParham That’s not good! Better than Louisville & SMU??

Miami coach Mario Cristobal: (Ole Miss) is the best team we have faced and will face this season."

@D_Georgino @NDmbb Well, clear difference of opinion. If you haven’t attended youth athletics recently - go and see if you think this is a good look. I believe it is hurting youth athletics and the number of people willing to essentially donate their time to referee.

@HoleDeal @NDmbb In this case, just the team I’m cheering for. But I welcome more crash-outs from other coaches and I welcome the return of Bobby Knight era basketball.

A Statement from Head Coach Micah Shrewsberry: “I want to apologize for what took place immediately after the Cal game last night. My actions were inappropriate and not symbolic of the leader I strive to be and what Notre Dame expects of its coaches and educators. I will learn from this lack of judgement and be better in the future. I want to apologize to our team, our University and its leaders, to Coach Madsen and his team, and to the ACC, as my actions were unacceptable.”