kelp shake 🇲🇽

hi i’m at school 😋

teacher: hi kids today we're adding p to the end of our names kid named CharliXcxWithMirandaCosgroveFaceswa:

We know what we missed out on. We literally saw it get pulled from our grasp the second we almost got to take part in it

100 degrees outside today…

Spain’s tax authority has been ordered to refund Shakira more than €55,000,000 from improperly collected taxes. The country’s national high court ruled that she was incorrectly treated as a Spanish tax resident for the year 2011. (bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…)

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

Whether it’s Ken Paxton committing multiple felonies or James Talarico ordering a vegetarian taco, both Texas Senate candidates have troubled pasts.

@Themb0flcation Girl get out of Tennessee omg?

Anybody else going to this and will there be food provided

When an artist mentions the album title in a song that isn’t the title track

people getting fired for having a little fun the reason why we have less things with unique character nowadays fun is offensive and a nuisance to many people

I wish men had an ounce of this energy against rapists, p*dophiles, and wife beaters as a norm.

@erenfromtargets Girl that’s a first name not a last name……….

pride night gets all the flack but armed forces weekend is by far the dumbest shit mlb does every year

los mexicanos están 1000 años adelantados

@fawnofstars @blklistedtakes @PezunCityDJs @amhayes8 @gluetaster Fort Worth didn’t get the memo i guess 🫩🤦🏽‍♂️

@blklistedtakes @PezunCityDJs @amhayes8 @gluetaster most new bike lanes are built in such a way that they're not merely a line of paint on the street but actually cleanly divided physically

that’s not a cargo bike man that’s a loopholemobile

selena performing “amor prohibido” (acapella) during a radio interview in guadalajara, mexico. (1994)

Bobby Witt Jr. high IQ fake tag to likely save a run. May not matter, has been done before, but still to fool Herrera on a throw that wasn't even close .. well played.

esse formato de all stars PRECISA acabar

"mlw" baby you got to go to hell