Andrew Breslaw 14 FA Cup winners

Keir Starmer has a 7 year warranty 🤔🤫

🔥🚨HARD NEWS: Here is lost footage of Donald Trump’s 2004 SNl Sketch titled “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.” This sketch is still missing from all SNL DVDs and streams.

Please don’t keep sharing this, especially as it’s Farages birthday 🙏🙏

@SidneyPowellQ What a strange tweet this is 😳 Please can you engage with your brain before you tweet 🤡 PRAT 🐂💩

🚨BREAKING: British citizens are calling upon King Charles to ABDICATE amid huge backlash following the announcement that he will not be giving an Easter message this year. Should Charles hand over the throne?

@crooky02 @29Havertz43802 Saka has not got married just engaged Odegard has been married for quite some time however he became a father last year 😁

@29Havertz43802 Sakas form has gone since ; 1) get married 2) get a new £300k pw deal. Exactly the same reason Odegard; 1) got married 2) signed a 250k pw deal. Both been shit since..

Bukayo from the moment he recoverd from knee surgery injury last season, he has dropped alot and he looks alot predictable.. If a bid of £100M arrives in the summer, Should Arsenal Cash in to create space for Nwaneri and Max Downman? Yes or No

@andrewlawrence What a strange tweet this is 😳 Please can you engage with your brain before you tweet 🤡 PRAT 🐂💩

Everyone who voted Labour should have to pay a Fuckwit Tax to mitigate the economic damage they've caused.

The price of petrol is so bad at the moment i ended up putting vodka in the lawnmower and now the grass is half cut.

#r4today great 'Today' has a new editor. From now on we'll get even handed reporting on Israel & the middle east & Russia & Ukraine; Robinson, Webb & Barnett will be told the prog' is not a platform for them to air their rt wing, pro war (any war) views. It's gonna be great!

Simon Dudley only lasted 23 days as Reform’s spokesman for Housing and we’ve lost 45 councillors and dozens of election candidates. What is it about Reform that attracts lazy fuckwits, racists, fraudsters, criminals and heartless bastards..?

@TheNewsAgents @lewis_goodall Poor you Lewis you have damaged yourself and The News Agents! You're not who I thought you were! Just another 2 bit Journalist out for himself!

@DanHarvey74 @BroadcastMoose Yes I thought there's nothing between his ears 👂👂

@HomeWithArsenal @BroadcastMoose He's veggie!

Wow - Petrol up 6p in a day - time for the Government to cut the tax it takes to make fuel more affordable for people

@DanHarvey74 @BroadcastMoose Ian can't walk far to over weight Too many Salt Beef Sandwiches 🥪😋

@BroadcastMoose Or walk instead?

@justchristwo We have a Kia Venga 13 years old just over 50000 miles yearly service and MOT We've had it 10 years only tyres battery+ last year air con regassed Cost £7000 wbac value £4500

Couldn't decide what to do about my 5 year-old low mileage car, with which I'm very happy. Nobody makes anything I want and prices are ridiculous. Decision: get it serviced (everything) MoT'd and keep it another year. By then we might all be incinerated in a nuclear war 🤷‍♂️

@DavidBurt8 @UKLabour

#r4today @UKLabour PM if you cut training positions ... you are punishing the UK public. Honour your deals, pay respect to hard working doctors .... like Scotland and Wales, where we do not have strikes.

.@ryanair can’t afford ads, so we made one with AI.

@RetMilMan1 @maddenifico

@maddenifico You do know other presidents have down that same thing without going through the same bullshit right? Sit the f down!

Trump has destroyed the White House, "the People's House," decimating the East Wing and leaving a giant crater of dirt — which is a perfect metaphor for what he has done to America and the world. 😳👇

A very Happy 77th Birthday to Sammy Nelson He served Arsenal 1966-81 well Older Gooners will relate to this photo and many would have been at the match.

@TfL Thanks for your reply perhaps I haven't made myself clear I was at the edge of the zone and I don't know if I went into the charging zone so a very simple question ❓🤔 did I go in or not On the tfl Web site there's no way to find out

@HomeWithArsenal Hi there. Thanks for the reply. If you were in the Congestion Charge zone then you will need to pay. Please use this postcode checker tfl.gov.uk/modes/driving/…. Thanks, JL

@TfL hi tfl can you advise me how I can confirm if I went into the congestion charge yesterday late afternoon I've been on the website and it won't let me know The phone number are automated and there is no option to find out 😕

@RangersBear55 What a strange tweet this is 😳 Please can you engage with your brain before you tweet 🤡 PRAT 🐂💩

This man has done more damage to Britain in his 634 days than any Prime Minister before him. He is weak, untrustworthy, incompetent, and incapable. He needs to resign, or he needs to be removed, by any proper and legal means necessary. #GetStarmerOut

@TfL Thanks for your help I've sent a message on the form The phone number is automated and there is no option to ask if I have to pay the charge I thought the Ryanair website was a minefield to navigate but the TFL Is worse Just one question do I need to pay the charge

@HomeWithArsenal Hi there. Thank you for the message. All Congestion Charge queries are dealt with by our specialist team. Please complete this web form bit.ly/3Of6l7w and the team will be in touch. You can call the team on 0343 222 2222 (Mon to Fri 08:00-20:00) . Thanks, JL