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@BennetchJason @Teslaconomics

@Teslaconomics You would die if it could go for 0-60 in one second

It boggles my mind that the LEAST exciting thing about the next-gen Tesla Roadster is going to be going 0 to 60 mph in 1 second… This has to be the most exciting product unveil ever.

The last 10-days have been unlike any 10-day period in the market since 1950. First, the S&P 500 is up 9.8% in 10-days, which is in the 99.7th percentile of all 10 day returns.

@adeeperlove9 @CpHamster @Cointelegraph @Ledger Understandable. Have to be able to sleep at night and I think you are safe from attacks. One reason I switched to River/Fidelity for new buys. Keep my old coins in cold storage.

@HomieHODL @CpHamster @Cointelegraph @Ledger Okay, I thought they admitted it. I could be wrong. Either way, the potential of a backdoor makes me nervous.

🚨 ALERT: Fake Ledger Live app on Apple’s App Store reportedly drained $9.5M from 50+ victims in just one week, per ZachXBT.

@Lieutenant_Dam @Gemini x.com/lizannsonders/…

@Gemini what do i believe guys?? 😭

JUST IN: 37% of Americans have less than $500 in cash savings, survey shows

@adeeperlove9 @CpHamster @Cointelegraph @Ledger Also what do you prefer to use instead if you don’t mind sharing ?

@HomieHODL @CpHamster @Cointelegraph @Ledger But they admitted there was a backdoor on in their wallets a couple of years ago. I don’t trust them.

@TheDrkGltch @Cointelegraph Scammers always going to scam. Just have to understand fully what you are doing and why especially when taking full responsibility for your Bitcoin / crypto / funds. Always keep your guard up. I have used multiple ledgers for years and no issues. Buy new, direct you are good.

@HomieHODL @Cointelegraph Yeah. I got ya. I was just saying like damn. Ain’t nothing trustworthy these days. Nothing ever changes.

@OchiAkatsuki @Cointelegraph One person was over 5M

@Cointelegraph $9.5M in a week means the app had reviews, a decent rating, looked legit. This isn’t a “check the developer” problem — it’s an App Store trust problem.

@CpHamster @Cointelegraph @Ledger Ledger didn’t do anything wrong. This is on Apple and ultimately the user.

@Cointelegraph Quit trusting @Ledger They have proven time and time again they can't be trusted with your Crypto. Also of note don't bother complaining they will pin it back on you. It's never their fault.

@TheDrkGltch @Cointelegraph You don’t need to use an app. Desktop. Cold wallet. Protect your seed phrase. That’s it.

@Cointelegraph Man I just bought my ledger too. There is a way to check it all make sure it’s genuine and safe. Guess I’m buying another wallet for backup. What a shame.

@GRIMECRAFT @Pokemon Where the mixes / productions ?

@Pokemon Glad I spent my life making pokemon EDM just so two industry plants can take this gig

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@PlotSerge @kpanda747 @WallStreetApes They have a 90 day trial. Thats why I tried the original one back in 2001. Still have it to this day and as good as ever.

@kpanda747 @WallStreetApes Can I sleep inside the store for a few nights to test it out?

American shows what’s really inside a $5,000 king size Tempurperix mattress “This is a $5,000 king-size Tempurpedic mattress — didn't realize that it's just a bunch of foam that is glued together. Not worth anywhere close to $5,000. Look at this. What a joke, what a waste of money” “I will never buy one of these again, super heavy but complete garbage for $5,000” It’s crazy they just some foam glued together could cost $5,000….. This could possibly be another brand based on foam patten but in any case, what a ripoff

@RyRy5 @IfindRetards Depends on where you live. Our youngest son is 13 and his group pushes back on all of this rhetoric.

@IfindRetards I feel bad for the bros that have to go to school with all this shit going on. The 90s/2000s were like the last samurai of being able to be a kid.

This Canadian retard describes herself as trans, queer, white, fat, jewish, and a parent of three. Wants schools to discuss sexual orientation and gender diversity with children of all ages including kindergarten. Canada strikes again.

@GerberKawasaki Another wee todd id take

@mikealfred Hopefully you 🧊your 🥜

@barstoolsports Back?

Dudes only want one thing and it’s to go back to the fricken moon

@JM_speakss 100

I never put money into a 401k. I’d rather buy bitcoin now and retire in the next 5 years instead of waiting for another 35 years. How much bitcoin should you have to retire in the next 5? Give me a number.

@gothburz How many shares do you own now and what is your adjusted cost basis? You must accumulate the vol all the way down and back up to $172

I bought Rivian stock on IPO day. November 10, 2021. $172 a share. I bought 58 shares. That was $9,976. I remember the exact number because my girlfriend asked what I spent ten thousand dollars on and I said "the future of transportation." She said "you drive a 2017 Civic." I said "exactly." $1,000 invested at IPO is now worth $149.06. I have that number memorized. I check it before coffee. I check it after coffee. I check it during meetings where I'm supposed to be listening. The number changes by pennies. The pennies matter to me now. The thesis was simple. Rivian was the next Tesla. They had the Amazon delivery vans. They had the adventure truck. They had the factory in Normal, Illinois. I told people the factory was in a town called Normal. I thought that was meaningful. A sign. The future of transportation, built in a place called Normal. The factory produced 24,337 vehicles in its first full year. Tesla produced 1.8 million. I called that "room to grow." I have been through six theses on Rivian. Thesis one: they're the next Tesla. (Stock dropped 40%.) Thesis two: the Amazon vans are the real play. (Amazon cut the order.) Thesis three: the R2 platform will be the mass-market breakthrough. (Delayed 18 months.) Thesis four: the Georgia factory changes everything. (Paused indefinitely.) Thesis five: Volkswagen's $5 billion investment validates the technology. (Stock kept falling.) Thesis six: Uber robotaxis. This is the pivot. Every time the stock drops, I find the new thesis. I don't look for it. It finds me. I open Reddit. I open the Rivian subreddit. Someone has written a post titled "Why this is actually bullish." It has 400 upvotes. I read it. I agree with it. I was going to agree with it before I read it. The agreement is the point. The DD is the prayer. My cost basis is $172. The stock is $14.06. I am down 91.8%. I could have bought a used Rivian R1T with the money I've lost on Rivian stock. I have not done the math on this. I'm doing it now. Yes. I could have bought one. A 2022 with 30,000 miles. I would have the truck AND the remaining money. I drive a 2017 Civic. My coworker Dave bought index funds. Dave is up 34% over the same period. Dave brings a sad lunch to work every day. Turkey sandwich. Same sandwich. Dave will retire at 65 with a comfortable nest egg and a lifetime of turkey sandwiches and he will never know what it felt like to be early. I am early. I have been early for four and a half years. At some point early and wrong have the same return on investment. But they feel different. Wrong feels like a mistake. Early feels like a strategy. I feel like a strategy. The Uber partnership was announced Tuesday. I texted three people. One was my brother. One was a guy from the Rivian subreddit whose real name I don't know. One was my girlfriend. My ex-girlfriend. She stopped asking about Rivian in 2023. She stopped asking about anything in 2024. The stock jumped 10%. It gave half back the same day. But for eleven minutes I was only down 81% instead of 85%. I called that momentum. I took a screenshot. I still have the screenshot. Rivian will build robotaxis for Uber. Rivian has not built a profitable vehicle for anyone. Rivian lost $38,784 on every vehicle it delivered last year. That's not my number. That's their 10-K. But I don't think about it that way. I think about it as investment in scale. Scale means you lose money faster until you don't. Uber needs thousands of autonomous vehicles. Rivian needs to not go bankrupt before 2027. These are complementary needs. That's a partnership. That's synergy. That's the pivot. Dave asked me yesterday how much I'm down. I said "I'm long-term." He said "it's been four years." I said "Tesla was down 80% once." He said "Tesla was also profitable once." Dave went back to his sandwich. Dave doesn't understand pivots. I bought more shares this morning. This is the pivot.

@yeoulabba @wholemars Interesting. FSD doesn’t drive as smoothly as I do. My wife prefers me to drive. FSD brakes too hard at times, follows too closely in every mode and makes unnecessary lane changes. It is very good don’t get me wrong but still not as smooth as I drive.

Fired It’s been 40 days since we took delivery of the Model S Plaid. It’s my wife’s car. But I’m the one who takes the wheel in the evenings and on weekends. Or rather, I used to. My wife’s been acting strange lately. She gets anxious when I drive. I’ve been driving for 30 years. No accidents. My wife always said, “Your driving is so smooth.” She trusts me enough to fall asleep in the passenger seat. That trust evaporated in just 40 days. “Honey, turn on FSD.” At first, I thought she was joking. She wasn’t. When I drive myself, her hand reaches for the door handle. Only when I turn on FSD do her shoulders relax. She sighs. She looks at ease. My 30 years of experience were no match for AI. I have to admit it honestly. FSD drives smoothly. Acceleration, deceleration, and lane changes are all as natural as flowing water. It’s like having a personal driver for a division commander. The deft touch of a veteran who’s driven tens of thousands of kilometers. But it’s a machine. For 30 years, I thought I was a good driver. My wife told me so, too. But now that I’ve experienced true mastery, my standards have completely shifted. This is what technological progress is all about. Yesterday’s best becomes today’s second best. I asked my wife, “So what am I now?” She smiled and replied, “A supervisor.”

@edgaralandough 3 kids. Oldest 2 are grown. Youngest is 13. It hit me hard knowing the clock is winding down when he turned 13. But I make those most of every chance I get with him.

you only get: 1 summer with them as a baby 3 as a toddler 5 as a child 3 as a preteen 6 as a teen so let them run barefoot, turn on the sprinkler, cut up the watermelon, chase fireflies under fading golden skies because the summers of sticky hands, sun tired kids, and slow evenings filled with the sounds of childhood do not last forever 🤍