Mazi Oji 🏳️

I got my MTNN dividend today 💃💃 Thank you MTN Nigeria for such great performance.

@OlayemiSamflex @Legah_tr_ 😂

@Legah_tr_ Peace of mind? My brother, you just bought a rechargeable paperweight. You’ll be holding that thing up like Simba in the Lion King just to load a 10-second video. 🦁

Finally bought PEACE OF MIND. Airtel and MTN can go now

@currentiyke I did, and really loved it.

How many of you watched the first ODYSSEY?

@ProfitableMan1 I think this is quite comforting. One of the fears I’ve always had about buying stocks is buying it when it’s “too high”. I’ve also learnt that the goal should be more on increasing the stock holdings overtime.

The key benefits are: You stop trying to time the market, which almost nobody gets right. You reduce the risk of buying everything at the wrong time. You build wealth slowly but steadily. Your emotions do not control your decisions. The golden rule is this: It is not about the perfect time to invest. It is about time IN the market.

@instablog9ja Everyone should watch the video fully to understand his perspective.

It is covetousness that pushes people to sell their properties in Nigeria to take up care jobs in America — Pastor Dolapo Lawal During a recent service, Pastor Dolapo Lawal criticised the growing desire among Nigerians to relocate abroad, saying many are driven by covetousness and social pressure rather than wisdom or proper planning. “It’s a f%olish thinking. Because you are seeing people taking pictures in the UK you think they are okay? Now you go there and get stranded there but you cannot come back because of shame,” he said. He warned that social media often gives a false impression of life abroad, making people believe everyone is successful outside the country. “How many people have gone to the UK and become a millionaire there? You better wake up,” he added, urging people to rethink selling property in Nigeria just to relocate for care jobs abroad.

@bakilo @instablog9ja Only people who are reasonable and have shame can “stoop low”. She doesn’t look like she’s any of both.

@instablog9ja Why would u stoop to low to do that What rubbish

Lady sparks reactions as she boldly attempts to stop a Lamborghini Urus for a lift

@talk2veee You don’t even need a kilo of meat. By smoked fish or kpomo sef

I don’t think it’s enough to divorce but there are ways to talk about it. Kilo of meat -7-8k 1/2cups of egusi 500 naira ugu Small palm oil Few maggi & small pepper Can cook a meal. X billionaires,avoid this post if you want to sound Nigeria as if we’re a rich country.

@Apple really should do better. Google alerted me on Thunderstorm. Apple’s iOS currently says there’s no rain. It’s currently raining in Lagos, but Apple doesn’t even know this. They should better get better weather guys. Disappointing! @AppleSupport @Lagos @TrafficChiefNG

@emmanuosa @AndyjnrUmaru You get

Money Aside, What do you really need?

@ChuksEricE 100% accurate. If you’ve travelled by road, you’d understand what this guy is saying. It seems Nigerian Police do not like to see young people that are successful driving a good clean fine car. Every checkpoint, you’ll be stopped oh. Every single one.

“As a young man in Nigeria, if you want to buy a car, always go for something like a Corolla or other lower-range vehicles. If you go for bigger, more expensive cars, the police may frvstrate you on the road.” -Man says as he recounts how he once travelled with a friend to an event in Owerri, Imo State. His friend was driving a GLK while he drove a Corolla. Before they set off, he told his friend that he would arrive in Imo State before him, even though the friend had a more expensive car. The friend didn’t believe him until they started the journey and experienced how frequent stops and checks affected the GLK more, eventually understanding what he meant.

@mrmacaroni @tweetmankind Happy Birthday to a man of many talents. Mr Macaroni is undoubtedly one of the most talented actors. Skits, movies, activism, and many others. I was impressed to see he was also very active in his Uni days. May your days be long brother. Thank you for making us smile.

33 Today. 😊

@imran_services Lol. Your question is funny. Lazy people that are avoiding picking and dropping it properly are using unhealthy mean to manage the process. You’re asking if it’s for faster cooling. Just imagine the numerous hygiene issues that we can point out here.

TO ALL BREAD BAKERY OWNERS 🍞 Is this the correct way to arrange bread from the oven? 🤔 Because honestly… I don’t understand what’s going on here 😅 Is it for faster cooling? Or to avoid damage? Professionals in the bakery line, please explain 🙏

@iChopSL @CHEECHEE0147 @real_khanzunlah @MTNNG Omo, school no be scam las las

@CHEECHEE0147 @real_khanzunlah @MTNNG Removed apps are all the apps you used and later uninstalled

Something needs to be done wallahi this is getting out of hand @MTNNG. On December 22, 2025, I paid ₦125,000 for 800GB that was advertised to last up to 12 months, yet it barely stretched to 4 months despite the fact that I don’t stream movies or use heavy data. Now on April 18, I subscribed again, and in LESS THAN ONE MONTH, my balance has already dropped to 650GB. How is that even possible with the same usage pattern? This is not just frustrating it feels like outright exploitation. Customers deserve transparency, not silent data depletion. @NCCNigeria , this needs urgent investigation. Nigerians should not be paying this much only to watch their data vanish without explanation. Enough is enough.

@Midatlblog I want to say something, but let me keep quiet.

Just look at the amount of homeless people in Lagos, regardless of weather conditions, and this is becoming a serious concern. Some of them are the ones that engage in harassment of residents and visitors,approaching people aggressively when they are filming,building,working, or simply going about their business. If you car breaks down around homeless people you will understand. While migration to Lagos for economic opportunity is understandable, it should be done with proper accommodation,family residence or secured livelihood. However, this visible level of street homelessness and begging across the city is concerning. Lagos is not the only place to live in Nigeria, and people without means or shelter should be forced into relocating or engaging in productive activities elsewhere, including farming or other opportunities. This situation creates discomfort for well meaning residents and affects the city’s image, as well as daily economic and creative activities. A structured response is needed. Government should address this through coordinated measures. Fashola and Ambode are all alive,they handled this well. While every Nigerian has the right to reside anywhere, street homelessness at this scale is not sustainable. A combination of rehabilitation, vocational training, and social support programmes should be implemented by all states. Individuals who are indigenous to Lagos can also be enrolled in vocational training, while non-indigenes should be supported through rehabilitation and reintegration in collaboration with their home states. If not addressed, this situation will continue to create public nuisance and undermine the reputation and functionality of the city. A coordinated effort by state governments is necessary to manage this effectively. @Sola_Giwa @seunosiyemi_ @Engr_FDarams @jidesanwoolu @drobafemihamzat @followlasg @edward_wonder @gbenga_omo @gboyegaakosile 🎥: Homeless people in Lagos 🇳🇬

@OloyeSomorin 😂😂😂😂 Serious therapy. Very delulu human being 😂

This one needs a good therapist.

@MGoodnessr @egi_nupe For some people, the only responsibility they have is to pay half of the rent. The man provides everything other thing. Fees for kids, car and maintenance bills, etc. I pity people who copy template and replicate in their home. If paying the whole rent works, do it oh

My aunt tried this on her husband, thinking he’d come begging…he moved on, remarried, and his new wife doesn’t mind contributing sometimes. Meanwhile she’s still single and struggling😭

@c_mobike The system don’t work using videos alone. It’s standard procedure.

I thought autopsy is required to determine/prove of death??? Or am I missing something?? That boy was publicly executed and murdered in cold blood. Autopsy for?? 🤷🏾‍♂️

@itz_taser The reason I hate jungle justice. In some places, people will take advantage and burn that car with the driver in it. Some would take their minds off the person that was careless in crossing the road.

A man snatched a phone from a lady and was running without paying attention to the road and got h!t by a moving car.

@itz_taser What if he’s trying to show how dangerous he too is by keeping a dangerous animal?😁

If he knows how dangerous this animal is, he won’t keep it as a pet.