Honor Bess

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I will literally diagnose myself with fibromyalgia before realising it’s pms

@jbarr_666 You literally have a period tracking app

@jbarr_666 Hhhahahahhaa

I’m drinking bourbon and watching peaky blinders. When did I become a m’lady? #fedora

@jbarr_666 I miss you

the royal family don’t have a union

@jbarr_666 You’re a fucking monster

@HonorBess I joined Twitter to destroy you

I wish some of my friends wrote the song ‘drivers license’ because then it would mean they got their drivers license.

@jbarr_666 Hhahahhahahahha

You’re not seeing ghosts. You have low iron.

@jbarr_666 Yesssssss!

I’m the same age as Ariana Grande. Why does she look like that and I’m ageing like I wronged a child in a Roald Dahl book?

@AuntyDonnaBoys I kiss my friends on the lips

Tell me you’re an Aunty Donna fan without telling me you’re an Aunty Donna fan.

@jbarr_666 Hahahahaha yes

what people think I like when I say I like musicals: BIG BOOM BOOM CHANDELIER DANCING SPARKLES what I like: tiny woman, 1000 years old, barely singing

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@LindaLon Hahahahaha ❤️❤️❤️

@HonorBess Same

Can’t wait to get a Brazilian. Not because I want a hairless vagina. Just because I want to feel something 🙏🙏🙏💋💋💋

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@harriethashtag I would absolutely vote for you #harrietforpm

@HonorBess Ok. I’ll do it

I want a female Prime Minister.

I unironically watched the entire 4 seasons of the NEWEST Degrassi. I’m 26 years old - will my thirst for teenage anxst ever be quenched? #EdwardCullen #nextgen #amIahorsegirl #orjusthorny?

@jbarr_666 Hahahahaha

I now refer to the ASMR accounts I follow as ‘my girls’

So @urvi_majumdar @HonorBess and I have a podcast about sex and the city. Follow/subscribe/leave a blood sacrifice 💜💜💜