Patrick Durnan Silva

I’ve just spent over 3 hours online browsing for underwear and I can’t tell if I actually need anything or I’m just horny

Knowing there’s a lockdown extension is actually such a relief cause now it gives me time to focus on important things like debt and depression. #LockdownExtension

@margotxmargot Omg that’s honestly my dream job. Not having to speak to anyone

Revenge

@urvi_majumdar You see me. You hear me. You smelt my 2 day expired yoghurt breath.

If you're the one in your house that doesn't want to waste food, it's unfair that you also end up being the one eating half rotten shit all the time, in order to not waste

@HonorBess I’m so jealous.

Shotgun first vaccination for corona virus

@jbarr_666 Dancer in the Dark

Heyyyyooooo what are some movies that make you fkn CRY? I’m getting my period tomorrow so let that influence your suggestions 🩸 😭 💦

@jbarr_666 It’s soooo fucking gooooood!!! 😈😈😈

Search Party is so fkn good

@vidyarrrr Fuck yesss!!! 😍😈

“We should zoom” is the new “let’s get coffee soon” #COVID19

YAAAAAARGH

hearing the announcer say poopie tum tums is the greatest moment of my career

It’s PREVIEW time! 9:30pm @MalthouseMelb in The Tower @micomfestival WE’RE READY TO GET PRACTICAL! SEXY! CRAZY! And downright hysterical. #LetsGetPracticalLive #MICF2018 #tvgli #hilarious

🔥🔥🔥YAAAAAAAAS🔥🔥🔥 twitter.com/tvglichookas/s…

@CD_Berwick Thanks so much @CD_Berwick!!! We’ll be representing in style Xx

Let's Get Practical! Live has been nominated for best performance at @melbournefringe!!! The… instagram.com/p/BZmvEzEFakJ/

This is bloody lovely news! Gimme dat d 🎉🎉🎉 twitter.com/melbournefring…

#letsgetpractical from @TVGLICHOOKAS is a sophisticated comic/tragic nightmare. A David Lynch version of an Aust variety show. Brilliant!

ONE LAST SHOW! Come quick before you miss out! @melbournefringe #LetsGetPractical #melbfringe #tvgli facebook.com/events/1177750…

I didn't know what to expect at #letsgetpractical @TVGLICHOOKAS & it was not what I expected, or didn't expect. #MelbFringe. #HowToFringe17