Attila the Hon

I gotta get my act together lol

@clevelandreaper @olives_777 I only ever browse using the Wii Web Browser tbh

@olives_777 I only use Twitter through the website on the Brave browser so every ad is blocked.

I Never update This App so when you all (rightfully) complain about the latest update I am blissfully unaware

@olives_777 Idk I heard you were made to make acorn flour or some such The deep lore

I wasn’t made to work an email job I was made to herd sheep on horseback

This a WILD stat. RIP, Doc. 💙❤️ (h/t @lochlahn)

The candy factory/conveyor belt episode of I Love Lucy is the all time GOAT episode of TV. I will die on this hill.

@Scoobydouchebag It's the right thing to do. Give the people what they want

Had to bring back the OG profile pic

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.

“I don’t want to use the MLB Ballpark app. I want a physical ticket stub.”

dear amtrak, why is it $100 to go from dc to philly thanks, sarah

@elaifresh @billybrizzle420 My man speaks the truth. It's money left on the table when you DON'T max the employer match. Next, just leave it the fuck alone for as long as you can.

@billybrizzle420 employer match is some of the freest money on earth, max that out if you can

Alright I’ve made my first major stock purchase I’m officially someone who wants like to go up

@olives_777 It's all the screaming

Time has felt weird as hell lately, is anyone else feeling it

@Hood_Mage Lmao same dude

Let the weirdness wash over you

If you want a souvenir just stand outside the ballpark in this one tonight

It's always funny when something you tweeted gets a bunch of retweets after the fact Reading the notifications like "Ah I've been saying dumb shit a while"

@time_theft_jeff @billybrizzle420 Brizz does. And that's what matters. Brizz does.

@billybrizzle420 ok but not everyone has the raw charisma of Danny DeVito the Hollywood actor

When ever you think you can’t do something. Or it’s out of your reach; just remember that Danny Devito looked himself in the mirror one day & said “I’m gonna be a famous Hollywood actor”

Just got employee stock options for the first time in my career and I don’t know much about it but my Father maxed his contributions when he was young and he’s a millionaire now so I’m gonna let it ride