Sabitlenmiş Tweet
Jeff
19.5K posts
Jeff
@time_theft_jeff
unlicensed electrician, nerd about town, he/him
Illinois, USA Katılım Mart 2015
1.8K Takip Edilen735 Takipçiler
Jeff retweetledi
Jeff retweetledi
Jeff retweetledi
Kamala talked about having a glock and expanding crypto opportunities for black men.
I’m sorry she ate shit, but you can’t just act like she was Trotsky
Tim@trouble_man90
The last two times we ran to the center
English
Jeff retweetledi
@terminallyOL mfer posting like this when Stavros exists and has dated some of the most beautiful women alive
English
Jeff retweetledi
people have been getting kirked for millennia
WitWoe@WillyTheWendigo
is it more embarrassing to *survive*, or to be *killed* by an ancient sling bullet that reads "get pregnant with this"
English
@Sheldon_Welders I've been outside all week and this midwest corn sweat is killing me. I'm getting too old for this humidity, gonna throw myself off the next roof I have to work on
English
@time_theft_jeff Its been 106° inside my building all fucking day
English
Jeff retweetledi
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade
English
@billybrizzle420 dude would die before lunch day 1 if he tried my job
English
If you walked in and tried to do my blue collar job you’d probably kill everyone on site and blow up a multi million dollar plant
Cope
Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg)@FICMBondTrader
The thing is: 1. I can walk in and do your blue collar job 2. You can’t walk in and do my white collar job The blue collars are there for a reason (convicts or illegals mostly)
English
Jeff retweetledi
>"Why does [rule] exist? Its pointless and only stops cool stuff!"
>leadership stops enforcing rule
>cool stuff happens for a while
>someone makes minor mistake at the wrong time
>100 civilians killed
>"How did we let this happen?"
You think you like cool shit until people die
Stink Eye@thestinkeye
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I said those NG Apache pilots needed to be put in hack (no formal investigation or paperwork required), no matter how cool their (safe) fly-over was: Someone is always going to try to one-up them, and people are going to get hurt.
English
Jeff retweetledi
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
NWS New York NY@NWSNewYorkNY
Smell smoke this morning? Its coming from a wildfire outbreak in Ontario. While it should not impact air quality much today, smoke at the surface could increase Wednesday into Thursday, potentially reducing visibilities and air quality. High temperatures may also be limited.
English
Jeff retweetledi
There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.
English
Jeff retweetledi
When Charlie Kirk was killed, people said he was a father taken who didn’t deserve to be murdered for doing what they love etc.
This week, two unarmed, undocumented fathers were killed by ICE
Where’s that same outrage? Does our humanity end at immigration status?
English
@ismslinehan I've had 2 kittens show up at my house over the last year that won't let me within 20ft but are happy to eat the food I leave out. just let me love you! 😫
English
@time_theft_jeff There was a second baby but they ran even further away 😭
English
Found a new stray kitten kept running from me tho
English
i am on a menswear site that is inexplicably and without acknowledgment using a michael jackson impersonator as one of their models
English