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@Djoko_UTD There’s a difference between an April Fools joke and fake news. An April fools joke has some wit about it. This is just dumb fake news

🚨 Breaking : Carlos Alcaraz confirms he's dating Emma Raducanu, making their relationship official ❤️ Carlos : "I knew it right from the moment I saw her"

@HakunaMatata26C The manifesto said they wouldn’t rejoin the EU. That was on the basis that the UK could trade with the US instead. Trump has changed everything. The US are not a reliable trading partner so we have no choice but to go back to Europe

So Keir Starmer's promise that he wouldn't take us back into the EU was false as we all suspected at the time. He's sold us out and is using this crisis to once again give the EU control of the UK. Sneaky, lying b*stard!

@ShakeLS April fools jokes, used to be witty. These are not. They are sick and people forget these are real lives people are mocking

Prince William, the Prince of Wales is about to divorce his wife of 15 years, Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales. The palace announcement of the separation and eventually divorce is expected later today. According to the press briefings the couple have agreed on shared custody. The details would be kept private. They have been living apart for almost 4 years now. The Princess will retain a smaller title and will lose her HRH. It's been vastly known for awhile that the Prince of Wales has been living with his girlfriend of over 7 years Rose Hamburg, who lives near by him. She consoled his breaking heart after the collapse of his marriage. The Princess of Wales is expected to walk out with 15 million, a residence and her clothes that nobody wants to keep. For now , we are aware that the children are staying with their mother and it's not confirmed if they will attend Easter Sunday with the rest of the 3 remaining working Royals, 4 with the Duke of Kent if he is still alive by then. On another update Carole Middleton has entered the Priory clinic in London for a rejuvenation month old spa, aka rehab from Alcohol. The Prince of Wales is spending time with Camilla Parker Bowles too, figuring out how to find a way to blame all this on Meghan and Diana the paranoid Princess. Stay tuned for more updates through the day.

@DschlopesIsBack That’s sick

BREAKING: Former United States President Joe Biden has passed away at the age of 83

@Sadie_NC He did it all for Europe ?? No don’t think so. He did it because Israel conned him into it.

DONALD TRUMP: "Germany said, 'This is not our war.' Well, Ukraine wasn’t our war either, but we stepped up and helped you anyway!" NATO is quick to reach out with its hands open for American money and protection, but the moment we need them? They vanish. And they’ve just proven it again. After we poured hundreds of billions of dollars into Ukraine to shield Europe’s own backyard, they won’t even let our aircraft fly over their airspace or use their airfields. These Iranian missiles aren’t a threat to the American homeland, but they are absolutely within range of Europe. Right now, the United States is the one out there taking them out and protecting Europe, and Europe’s response is still, “This is not our war!” It is not acceptable.

@tonyblackburn Apollo 8 circled the moon before Apollo 11 finally landed on the moon. You have to take it one stage at a time. They are testing a brand new system so each stage has to be repeated before moving onto the next

I remember watching the first man on the moon landing some 50years ago which was very exciting as this new mission is. Can anyone tell me why it is that they are not actually going to land on the moon but circle round it. It’s not a criticism I’m just interested to know why they are not actually going to land on the moon.

@jota_snchez No. If he abandons Iran, the effect the war has had on the strait still remains as does the impact on fuel prices. He’s done half a job and not very well

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: El presidente Trump da la respuesta perfecta  REPORTERO: Los precios de la gasolina, hoy alcanzaron los $4 PRESIDENTE TRUMP: 4 dólares, sí, y tenemos un país que no nos va a lanzar un ARMA NUCLEAR en 6 meses. PERIODISTA: Por supuesto, pero los estadounidenses están sintiendo los efectos mientras tanto. TRUMP: Y también se sienten mucho más seguros. PERIODISTA: ¿Cuál es el plan para hacer que vuelvan a bajar? TRUMP: Lo único que tengo que hacer es ABANDONAR IRÁN, y lo haremos muy pronto. ¡Y se desplomarán, y los precios de las acciones subieron hoy!

@AdameMedia The world is laughing at him, he’s just not aware of it

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🤡 Hegseth says regime change has occured in Iran but they are just “NOT AWARE OF IT” What a pathetic clown.

@Dussyme Time for a new clock

No cheating Do you know the answer?

@EricLDaugh Not 12 hours earlier he washed his hands of the Strait and left it to the NATO allies. He can’t make his mind up about anything.

🚨 BREAKING: Iran has asked President Trump for a CEASEFIRE in a huge development 47 says he will blast them into the STONE AGES until the Strait of Hormuz is open "Iran’s New Regime President, much less Radicalized and far more intelligent than his predecessors, has just asked the United States of America for a CEASEFIRE! We will consider when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear. Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion or, as they say, back to the Stone Ages!!!"

@christopherhope @GBNEWS Think yourself lucky you had a seat at the conference.

That feeling when the Prime Minister prefers to call a TikTok influencer and not @GBNEWS at a press conference, as he did this morning. 👇(@GBNEWS also has 4.6million followers on TikTok).

April 1st is not the best day to look on here. Normally around 60% is BS, but today is nearer 90%

@cat_barnes30 Why exactly did we deserve the spanking ?? Just because we didn’t jump to Trumps command. If more Americans stood up to Trump the bully we wouldn’t be in this mess

Giving the U.K. a well-deserved spanking. 🤣🤣🤣 I fucking love Donald Trump!! 😁

@Darkdeedfiles @EricLDaugh So US poke the lion in his den and tell the world it’s their problem now. Thanks a lot

@EricLDaugh every country that spent years lecturing America about international law is now completely silent while Iran blockades a global waterway and attacks commercial ships. Rubio just handed them their hypocrisy on a plate.

🚨 WOW! Sec. Marco Rubio dropped this truth on the whole world "Anything Iran does to impede commercial traffic is illegal. For all these countries that LOVE to talk about 'international law,' it is a violation of international maritime law to impede the free flow of travel in international waters. OK?" "It's illegal to bomb and hit and attack commercial shipping and sink them. I mean, that's what the Nazis did during World War II in the Atlantic!" "And that's what they're doing now to ships that they—from countries they don't like that are—or flagged by countries they don't like." "These are terroristic acts that they're undertaking. And so, the United States gets very little energy through the Straits of Hormuz. Our allies ship out a lot of oil through there, meaning our Gulf allies." "This is a problem for the world. It's countries around the world should be stepping up and dealing with that and saying that's intolerable. And that's what we've encouraged them to do."

@greendragonhq There aren’t enough crayons to explain it to him

Should we be concerned that the Secretary of Defense does not understand that NATO is a defensive alliance and not an attack coalition?

@DPJHodges Cancelling the visit will just give more ammunition for Trump to insult the UK further. Better to have the visit.

The King’s visit is another example of Keir Starmer’s total inability to adopt a position and stick to it. If we’re standing up to Trump, fine. Stand up to him and do something that will actually impact him. Tell him the visit is off.

@prodnose How can similar systems work in other sports but not football. It’s not the technology that’s at fault but its application. It shouldn’t be assisting the referee but should work alongside the referee. Look how it’s applied in rugby and use that model.

VAR is no good. It's just not. It doesn't need tweaking or resetting - it's just no good for football. Referees make bad errors every now and but so does this billion pound tech overlord bullshit. What have we gained? Nothing. What have we lost? Live football.

@MarkJLittlewood @BBCNews Clever justification for just being nosey. Let the investigation finish. This story isn’t finished by a long way

As someone who has been forced by law (in virtue of owning a TV set) to pay Scot Mills’ salary, I’d like to know why I am no longer doing so. In detail. Thanks. @BBCNews

@RedLineReportt When permenent members of the UN Security Council can wage war without recall or redress from the UN then you have to wonder what is the point of the UN anymore

🚨BREAKING: UN officials have warned that the United Nations faces total financial collapse as a result of "non-payment of dues by member states". "We face a real danger of running out of money." What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

@Darkdeedfiles @afneil Sadly America can’t be depended on for anything anymore. If they were a dependable partner they would have consulted with the allies in case they would need they at some stage in the war. But the arrogance in which they went into this war has been their own undoing

@afneil fair point on the shifting objectives, that's a legit criticism worth answering. but a British journalist snarking from the sidelines while Europe still depends on American security isn't exactly a credible place to lecture from.

I will write them down. Because they change every time a senior Trump official opens their mouth. Your list is not the list with which Trump started the war, which included regime change and the end of Iran’s ability to develop nukes. Not on your list. Nor is reopening of Strait of Hormuz. So even if your war aims were achieved, the war could end with Iran still in control of Hormuz, still able to develop nukes. Quite the victory. Congratulations. PS Don’t forget, on your advice, I’ve written all this down. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🎯