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Folks,big news we will be resuming the tours Monday 20th of April ,we have also released May dates too. The dates are now available on the website. Paul and Sinead look forward to welcoming you all back with stories old and new to tell.see you all soon 🚂🚂🚂🚂

It will be wild if Hearts win the Premiership, given we've not had a winner outside Glasgow in over 40 years. It will be wild if Rangers win the Premiership, given they only won 1 of their opening 7 games of the season and they have only won 53% of their league games to date with just 8 left to play. It will be wild if Celtic win the Premiership, given they've lost 7 times already this season, have changed manager 3 times, and had two utter clusterfuck transfer windows. It will be wild if Celtic land the double, given all of the above and the fact they won a quarter final despite not registering a single shot on target. It will be wild if St.Mirren win a major trophy, or even two, but still manage to get themselves relegated. It will be wild that Steven Pressley has outlasted the manager of Celtic (twice), Rangers, Aberdeen, St.Mirren, Kilmarnock and Livingston this season. It's wild that with 8 games to play Motherwell have the best defensive record in the Premiership and have lost the same number of games as the league leaders. It's wild that 3 of Hearts 5 defeats this season have come against the teams currently sitting 9th, 10th and 11th in the league. It's wild that Livingston won their 2nd game of the season and in the middle of March, 28 games later, they are still waiting on their next victory. It's Scottish football. And it is indeed, wild.

This one is a football accounting gem. I promise you will love it. In January 2023, Chelsea signed Mykhailo Mudryk from Shakhtar Donetsk for £88.5 million. The deal was jaw dropping on its own. But what really made the football world stop and stare was not the fee. It was the contract length. Eight and a half years. The longest contract in Premier League history at the time. Journalists questioned it. Rival clubs complained about it. And most fans had absolutely no idea what Chelsea were actually doing. But let me tell you. They were not being reckless. They were doing math. Very clever, very deliberate, very legal math. And the tool they were using is called amortisation. This is part of what football insiders consider during transfers. Are you with me? Good. Here is the simplest way to understand amortization. When a club signs a player, they spread the accounting of the cost of the transfer fee over the period of the contract signed by the player. So for example, when Harry Maguire signed for Manchester United in 2019 for £80 million on a six year deal, that did not show up as an £80 million expense in year one. It worked out as an annual amortisation cost of £13.3 million per year. That is the entire concept. Think of it the same way you think of a mortgage. You do not pay the full value of a house on the day you move in. You spread it. Football clubs do the exact same thing with players, and it is not a trick or a cheat. It is standard accounting practice used across every industry in the world. Check it. It's International Standard 38- used for accounting for intangible assets. The reason it matters so much in football is because of Financial Fair Play and Profitability and Sustainability Rules, which regulate how much clubs can lose in any given period. Amortisation costs are added to the profit and loss account each year, so the lower your annual amortisation figure, the healthier your books look. And here is where contract length becomes a weapon. Now let us do the math together. By using amortisation to complete Mudryk's transfer, Chelsea were able to record his £80 million fee as just £9.41 million per year for UEFA's FFP calculation. Had they signed Mudryk to a four year deal instead, his fee would have been recorded as £20 million per year. Same player. Same fee. More than double the annual accounting cost just by changing the contract length. That is the power of what Chelsea figured out. They did the same with Enzo Fernandez, signed for a then-British record of £106.8 million on an eight and a half year deal, which translated to an annual amortisation expense of approximately £13.4 million. And Moises Caicedo for £115 million on eight and a half years. And Wesley Fofana for £70 million on seven years. Repeat this across an entire squad and a billion pounds of spending starts to look manageable on paper. Did you get that? Now let's look at another part of amortization- the book value piece, because this changes how you think about every transfer you have ever watched. Book value is the difference between the transfer fee spent on a player minus what has already been amortised. For example, after two years, a £50 million player signed on a five year deal has a book value of £30 million. Any sale above £30 million is recorded as a profit. Anything below is a loss. This is why clubs can sell a player for what looks like a loss and still report a gain in their accounts. Take this example: a player is signed for £40 million on a five year contract. He is not a success and is sold two years later for £26 million. At the point of sale, his book value is £24 million, meaning the club actually books a £2 million profit on the deal. Fans see terrible business. The accountants see a gain. Same transaction, completely different reality. Manchester City lived this with Robinho. He was bought for £32.5 million on a four year deal in 2008, with annual amortisation of £8.1 million. He was sold after two years, leaving a book value of £16.3 million. City sold him for £18 million and claimed a £1.7 million profit on the sale. Supporters spent years calling it a disaster. The finance department called it a profit. There is one more trick worth knowing: contract extensions. If a player signs a new contract during their existing deal, the remaining unamortised value is spread over the length of the new contract. So if you bought a player for £60 million on a five year deal and after two years you extend his contract by three more years, the remaining £36 million book value is now spread across five new years instead of three. That reduces the annual amortisation cost and can reduce FFP losses by millions per year. Extending a contract is not always about keeping a player happy. Sometimes it is purely a financial decision dressed up as a vote of confidence. Back to Chelsea. Other clubs eventually complained loudly enough that UEFA had to act. UEFA amended its Financial Sustainability Regulations in July 2023, introducing a rule that limits the amortisation of player registrations to a maximum of five years, regardless of how long the contract actually runs. The Premier League followed in December 2023, when shareholders voted to apply the same five year maximum to all new or extended player contracts going forward. The loophole was closed. But crucially, the rule could not be applied retrospectively, meaning every player Chelsea signed on those long contracts before December 2023 continues to be amortised over the full contract length. Chelsea were already finished with their biggest spending windows by the time the door was shut. The timing was not a coincidence. As I conclude, always remember this- the contract is never just a contract. It is an accounting instrument. And the clubs that understand that are always three moves ahead of the ones that do not. I hope you enjoyed this. Tomorrow, by 7AM WAT, We get into the wage bill, and why a £50 million transfer can quietly become a £150 million commitment before you have blinked. Thanks for reading. My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

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After 291 days. 6941 hours. 42 weeks im finally going home. Discharge date has been confirmed as 26th March. Woohoo. So 2 weeks hopefully nothing stops me! Ill drop a photo at home. But fingers crossed no delays!!

Except Hampden

Im loving the fallout from the game yesterday . Its what makes it the best rivalry in the world We win, celebrate, they cannae handle it... boooom Meltdown Fuck yer sanitised fifa football

Huntly dead. Good start to the morning

MoN needs a statue outside CP while hes alive. He needs to feel the love us all. Please retweet @CelticFC @CelticFCSLO

Hope Martin has a magnificent birthday & we all get to enjoy the party. Mon the Hoops💚🍀

Here we go!! open.spotify.com/playlist/3A4ik…

II Sheffield sppnal rehab and nurses can't understand why its half 8 and ive got the rebs on....#IYKYK open.spotify.com/track/1cEANpGA…

@jbceltic7604 We're doing this. .we have MON

Nerves all over the place, c'mon to fuck Celtic make this the day.🍀🍀🍀

Happy birthday to the greatest @CelticFC manager since Stein. MON has rescued our season from self inflicted calamity, let's hope our Bhoys fight for him today & get a positive result against Sevco. HH

I once compared a night at the Tommy Gemmill CSC in Coventry. Spent 30 mins with him and his wife prior to welcoming him on stage. One of my most wonderful Celtic memories

Mind its MONs 74th birthday on Sunday...happy birthday to our legend

@FfsHibs One eye going to the shop and the other coming back with the change

What time does the rangers game kick off tonight?

If you are reading this God bless, You and have a great day 🙏🍀

@spfl @CelticFC @WilliamHillSPFL I had to go back and bookmark the tweets...was too busy enjoying them!

Julian Araujo and Celtic's LATE, LATE Show 🍀 @CelticFC | @WilliamHillSPFL