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@Shawn_Farash OK succup....How is this good news when gas prices in America are super high? Keep succingh

Good news

Cast me in the new Search for Gollum

@ENERGY Who gives a fuck? America does not benefit...Lower our fucking prices dipshit.

Wake up, America is drilling like never before thanks to President Trump.

@ogwausa Then why the fuck is our gas so high? America first, not so much...

We’re ready, Mr. President.

@iamrodneysmith Wear long pants till you master the lawn mower...and then, be careful and good luck

Christopher of Rome, GA just got his safety glasses, ear plugs, and white shirt in the mail—he’s officially ready to start the 50 Yard Challenge! Let’s show him some love! What words of advice would you give Christopher as he begins his journey?

@Tectone This iz bull shiz

Bot purge and reply bot execution still going on. Yall still here?

@nicksortor Very good then. But what about us? cant some of this oil lower our prices?

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump is touting the fact that DOZENS of empty SUPERTANKER ships are en route to the United States to export OUR oil, as Iran keeps the Strait closed American oil is in SUPER high demand around the world now. “Boats are sailing up and heading out to our country! Big, beautiful tankers, and we're loading them up with oil and gas and everything else. It's a pretty beautiful thing to see!”

@SpillTheMemes @HaeSicks

LMAO 😂😂😂

@timburchett Dammit my Mom was right the whole time

Public Service Announcement: If your “cornbread” is sweet it is not cornbread it is cake.

@HumanityChad Yikes, Feels cruel to me....

Mother gets to meet her dead daughter through artificial intelligence and VR ❤️‍🩹 I’m sobbing 😭😭

@angelaroosee SpaceX has the most powerful rocket in the world. The one used for the Artimus mission is Nasa's most powerful rocket

This was my first time ever seeing a rocket launch 🤣I was in shock seeing Artemis II take off to the moon!! The ground was shaking!! That was on the most powerful and largest rockets ever built. The total Artemis 2 project is projected to cost $93B. Less than the $533B wasted on fraud EACH year in the USA. STOP THE FRAUD SO WE CAN EXPLORE SPACE MORE!! If space exploration is a waste of money than what is the $180 billion in fraud has occurring across welfare, Medi-Cal, and unemployment insurance (UI) systems since Governor Gavin Newsom took office in 2019??? Corrupt Govenors like @timwalz and @GavinNewsom are spending more money on fraud than the trip of 4 astronauts to the moon and back, to do experiments and prepare to colonize it. Entrepreneurs make the world go around, corrupt politicians destroy it.

Morning y’all, here’s a song from us GEN X’ers to all you others🤣🤣 language warning for all the sensitive ferries

@WaltripBrewing I could use a hot dog and a beer RN

🍺 We’ve kept this secret too long, and we have been notified that fan leaked this image last weekend. As a result… We are proud to announce the latest beer from Michael Waltrip Brewing Company, Martinsville Hot Dog Water Beer. 🌭 Tactfully crafted for a discerning crowd, “Hot Dog Water” is a bespoke creation derived from the actual post-race-weekend hot dog water found at the track. Hot-brewed and unfiltered, “Hot Dog Water” is projected to become a staple in the Michael Waltrip Brewing portfolio. #michaelwaltripbrewing #MartinsvilleHotDog #AprilFools

Responsible....

@NASA knowing that they exploded two space shuttles and couldn’t pick up their astronauts from the international space station. I’m nervous today.

@NASA @NASAKennedy So difficult to see this. Thanks. No wonder Space X.

We're going around the Moon. Come watch with us. Artemis II's four-astronaut crew is lifting off from @NASAKennedy on an approximately 10-day mission that will bring us closer to living on the Moon and Mars. The launch window opens at 6:24pm ET (2224 UTC). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@wspolice Well, I love these random post's from random Police agencies....Well done, and thank you for all you do!

We’re excited to announce the launch of the D.O.N.T. traffic safety initiative. D-Don’t be distracted O-Observe your surroundings N-Never assume others will stop T -Texting can wait Let’s work together to keep our roads safe. D.O.N.T. Use common sense. Every stop, every time.

@longjohnsilvers YES!

Smells like… dinner time 👀🕯️ The only candle that smells like golden perfection. Too good to be true? You tell us😉 #AprilFools #LongJohnSilvers

@ChesterCheetah Hold up......

After 40 great years, we’re saying goodbye to Chester. Meet our new mascot, Shester.

@klara_sjo Gadge

Is sucking robot ding dong gay? For a dude I mean.