Hop and Vine F.C.

If it isn’t our former wing wizard. He’s getting married? Don’t do it mate.

@HopandvineFC You boys coming back? 👀

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Match. Day. Let’s. Be. Having. This. Hoppy.

Bare bones tomorrow morning... if only we could add an extra body @BraveheartCH 👀 He’s been flirting with the idea of pulling on the Hop jersey. Ketley Bank playing fields, Telford, TF2 0EB. 😉

Not sure what is less likely... @Stevie_Parry scoring with his feet or the lanky prick @Jordparkes scoring with his head. Place your bets, which of these is most likely:

Not sure when we’ll see @Farenbear get on the scoresheet... but got one of those feelings that it’ll be a belter when it comes. 30 yarder tomorrow pal?

So who is stepping up tomorrow then? What about you @Matt__Dicko ? Always raises team spirit with his on-field compliments... maybe earn one yourself tomorrow?

It’s been a while. So many gaps in the season which ridiculously ends in February for us tomorrow. Big game against @ArmsMarket with it all the play for 🤣

It’s #MatchDay so let’s have it! @legion_british are the opposition. Close game last time so should be a decent contest! 10:30 KO. Bowring Park.

A defeat for the Hop this morning but a closely fought contest all the way. Fine margins! Final score Virgins 4-3 Hop. Unlucky lads, have some warm-down intercourse.

@BritanniaFC16 @MakeAWishUK We’ve had a nice time though and that’s what counts. Plus we’ve had sexual intercourse.

@HopandvineFC @MakeAWishUK Could be worse, we could have played 9 games and have 0 points

Here’s the league table before tomorrow’s game. As you can see @HopandvineFC have played more than half their games and still haven’t picked up any points. @MakeAWishUK anything you can do for these poor folks?

@BritanniaFC16 @MakeAWishUK Fucked up a bit there didn’t you...

@HopandvineFC @MakeAWishUK And now you’re blowing a simple twitter joke out of proportion

@BritanniaFC16 Last two games you’ve tried to watch our matches, why us not another side? 👀

@HopandvineFC Don’t flatter yourselves, it’s definitely not ‘scouting’ 🤣 We just fancied a game to watch 🤷🏼‍♂️

Where’s all your big talk @BritanniaFC16 about how many you’re gonna stick past us? Bit quiet this week that’s not like you! Too busy going over all those scout reports from the last couple of weeks? #WhoScoutsInSundayLeague

The eve of another Sunday morning rumble! It’s a trip to @BritanniaFC16 for the lads. Oakengates Leisure Centre on the grass, 10:30 KO. Let’s have it Hoppy!!!

@heisenleg @NoBullshitBill1 @utvrobhannan Has The Chase finished? We’re excited to see your continued running commentary 👍🏼

Never easy for preparing for a game. Chosen the local airport on this occasion. #UpTheMightyHop

Fancy a game this weekend @BraveheartCH ? The gaffer @NoBullshitBill1 is promising drinks 🍺