NoBullshitBill

I’ve got a plan. More soon.

@BritanniaFC16 Your interpretation is incorrect.

@NoBullshitBill1 If you give it, then you’ve got to be able to take it 😂

Gave the Mrs a double helping this morning. THAT is how positive I’m feeling about today. Let’s get #BillBall properly up and running

@BritanniaFC16 Nothing wrong with trying to raise confidence levels. Why are you obsessed with me and my team? No scouts available today? You’re only as good as your last season I say... 👀

@NoBullshitBill1 You were feeling THAT positive? #bottlerbill #billout

So it’s @BritanniaFC16 for my @HopandvineFC boys tomorrow. It’s a good job I’ve had my scouts watching them the last couple of weeks so I can get a tactical edge. Oh no hang in it’s Sunday League I’ve been living my life when we don’t play.

Fancy a game this weekend @BraveheartCH ? The gaffer @NoBullshitBill1 is promising drinks 🍺

Never easy for preparing for a game. Chosen the local airport on this occasion. #UpTheMightyHop

This will calm me down. Up the fucking Hop.

I am trying so hard to implement #BillBall and now I’m going to have to ram #BillsBalls down the players throats. Harsh? Maybe, but definitely necessary.

I’m telling you now. These players will not know what has been rammed up their arses when I’m done with them. UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE UNACCEPTABLE

Pre match routine done: Service the Mrs ✅ Have a cup of tea, starkers ✅ Sit cross legged in the centre circle while inspecting the pitch ✅ Today, we play #BillBall @HopandvineFC

Why don’t you #BILLdMeUpButtercup

I was thinking... and call me crazy... but I want to teach our 6ft 4 centre back @Jordparkes how to head a ball. He’s 30 and has never scored a header. Does anyone know a cure for 50 pence head disease? #BILLding

Just sipping a glass of White Peach & Gin Fizz contemplating tactics for the morning. The images I have in my head for how #BillBall will evolve... #BILLdingAnEmpire

More glorious Sunday morning action awaits! @ParkRangersFC19 are the visitors to Mercia Fields, 10:30 kick off. Get yourselves to Leegomery to see the latest showing from @NoBullshitBill1 and the lads!

Great session last night. A first training session for @HopandvineFC for years I’m told. Clearly I have a job on here, but #BillBall will suffice.

@chrismorg89 @HopandvineFC @Matt__Dicko @Jordparkes

@HopandvineFC @Matt__Dicko @Jordparkes @NoBullshitBill1 Except the penalty @NoBullshitBill1 gave away 🙄

How we didn’t get something out of that we’ll never know. Hop 2-3 Talbot with goals form Jamie and @Matt__Dicko @Jordparkes struck the bar late on and we had two cleared off the line. A solid performance and positives to be taken for @NoBullshitBill1 in his first game in charge

I think it’s clear to see that #BillBall is the way forward. A travesty that we are empty handed after that... but a decent performance from the boys. We will grow stronger with time. #NoBullBill

Today is the day. The beginning of #BillBall

Why is #WhereIsBorisJohnson trending when I’ve just been announced, this very night. All of his Bills will be harmful yet I could be the saviour! #BillBall #BullshitBorisNoBullshitBill