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Everett Jordan

@HorizonVanGogh

Accelerating the adoption of Tesla in Oklahoma

Oklahoma, USA Katılım Kasım 2022
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🔞Rayray Sugarbutt🔞
🔞Rayray Sugarbutt🔞@RayraySugarbutt·
lol its so cool that i get fucked in public so much that there are just random videos strangers took floating around the internet I didn't even know about. Shoutout @NotSafeForSpite for the piping. 🍒🤪📸
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axify ☿
axify ☿@axifyclipping_·
Ø/F star Piper Rockelle BREAKS DOWN & LEAVES the church podcast after a priest asked whether her DECEASED grandpa in heaven would be DISAPPOINTED if he ever saw a LEAK of her 😳💔 “If my grandad was here, I wouldn’t do Ø/F. If he saw a leak of mine, I’d feel ashamed & disgusted.”
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Everett Jordan
Everett Jordan@HorizonVanGogh·
@GrapevinePolice Clickbait from @GrapevinePolice. Not a mention of the 3 vehicles that had to be lifted out last year due to a drunken party, an elderly man that fell asleep and a teenager that stole it and drove it into lake. What cars were those?!?!
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Grapevine Police
Grapevine Police@GrapevinePolice·
Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.
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Luka Revenge Tour
Luka Revenge Tour@Kyrie_Doncic·
This is intentional AF. Try jumping up and windmilling both your arms like that… that’s not natural at all I know he has a lot of experience flailing his arms but this is ridiculous
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The Facts Dude 🤙🏽
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude·
NEW: Self-proclaimed anarchist group in Tulsa, Food Not Bombs, had 4 members arrested during weekly food distribution in Tulsa. Tulsa Police arrested four members of the self-proclaimed anarchist group Tulsa Food Not Bombs and issued citations to six others during their weekly food distribution event near an I-244 overpass on May 6, 2026. Officers said the group was operating without a required special event permit and creating safety hazards. They had been told on multiple occasions that they needed a permit. The four arrested were released after community members raised bail. The group says they plan to pursue legal action and will continue their weekly distributions.
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CeCe
CeCe@cecegkh·
A 19-FOOT RETICULATED PYTHON just busted out of her enclosure… and a group of toddlers was walking in the door in 30 minutes. NOPE…….Not today Satan! A busload of toddlers from Tiny Tots is about to pull up for a fun day at the reptile zoo… not knowing that 19-FOOT Butterscotch just busted out of her enclosure and is loose somewhere inside. What would YOU do if a 19ft python escaped right before a group of little kids showed up?
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Viral Videos™️
Viral Videos™️@ViralVideos·
Another obnoxious black walking around Walmart, trying to annoy and bother actual shoppers. How don’t they get people do not like this behavior? It’s why America’s fatigued.
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Everett Jordan
Everett Jordan@HorizonVanGogh·
I come in contact we these retards at least once a week here in Oklahoma. It’s wild out there! Be safe cyber fam!
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Everett Jordan
Everett Jordan@HorizonVanGogh·
@Shane00 Awwww poor baby has been watching too much narrative on SGA being a bad man lol. Welcome back to basketball bitch!
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NBA Shane
NBA Shane@Shane00·
Shai is literally the only NBA star I don't like Possibly the most unlikeable, unwatchable star in NBA history
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Everett Jordan
Everett Jordan@HorizonVanGogh·
@NBAMemes I was at the game. It was a blast to watch our team fuck lakers in the ass again
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NBA Memes
NBA Memes@NBAMemes·
Hands down the worst team to watch in the NBA.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car! Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal

One of Elon's most vocal critics just bought a Cybertruck. Brian Krassenstein, who has spent years publicly clashing with @elonmusk, announced the purchase yesterday. His reason had nothing to do with politics. He has a young family and the Cybertruck is the only pickup truck in America to hold both an IIHS Top Safety Pick+ award and a perfect 5-star NHTSA rating simultaneously. When your fiercest critics are buying your product because the data leaves them no choice, that's a different kind of win.

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Everett Jordan
Everett Jordan@HorizonVanGogh·
@DevinOlsenn @JVTacoma Never, I repeat never take your Tesla in for interior work. You’ve been warned. Follow the service manual and do all work yourself.
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Devin Olsen
Devin Olsen@DevinOlsenn·
@JVTacoma I mean Tesla service broke a clip themselves doing it. So it’s not that easy
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Devin Olsen
Devin Olsen@DevinOlsenn·
I had to get my front cameras cleaned yesterday and the cost estimate from Tesla was $77 I really disagree with charging customers who are subscribed to FSD for this service. It’s not my fault the glass is dirty, so why am I paying for it. Asking a customer to pull apart the camera housing and clean it themselves feels like a bit too much as well. Not trying to sound ungrateful at all here - but I really think this is something that should be reconsidered. @yunta_tsai @aelluswamy @Tesla_AI
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Herd w/Colin Cowherd
Herd w/Colin Cowherd@TheHerd·
"Watching him flop in an NBA game is like inserting one of those Life Alert commercials - I've fallen and I can't get up! - into Cirque du Soleil. It tears at the fabric of the creativity of the NBA." @colincowherd says it's time for the NBA to address SGA's flopping
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Everett Jordan
Everett Jordan@HorizonVanGogh·
@SawyerMerritt Crazy I thought this would start off around $50k. I guess it’s a Cybertruck
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Sawyer Merritt
Sawyer Merritt@SawyerMerritt·
Mercedes has announced final pricing for their new all-electric C-Class. • Starting price: €68,000 ($79,900 USD) • Range: Up to 350 miles (expected EPA) • 94 kWh battery • Peak charging speed: 330kW. Up to 200 miles added in 10 mins • 800v • 0–60 mph: 3.9s • 482 hp • 39.1" pillar-to-pillar screen with >1,000 LED zones • Illuminated grille with ~1,050 light points • Seats with massage, ventilation, and 4D sound • Multi-source heat pump for improved efficiency and thermal comfort (uses ~50% less energy vs ICE heating) • Panoramic roof with 162 illuminated “stars” and dimmable glass • 4.5° rear-axle steering (turning circle ~36.7 ft) • Air suspension with predictive damping using Car-to-X and map data • Google-based navigation with "Electric Intelligence" and AR head-up display Over-the-air updates for full vehicle software via MB.OS • Up to 300 kW regenerative braking (one-box braking system) • Dual-motor 4MATIC system with disconnect unit for efficiency (reduces front axle losses up to 90%) • Rear motor: permanently excited synchronous motor (PSM), ~93% efficiency • Two-speed transmission (11:1 first gear, 5:1 second gear) for performance and efficiency • Drag coefficient starting at ~0.22 • Trunk capacity: ~16.6 cu ft + additional frunk storage • Advanced driver assistance:, DISTRONIC, optional ASSIST/ASSIST PRO • Future “CITY PRO” automated urban driving feature • Burmester 3D/4D surround sound with seat-integrated transducers U.S. deliveries start in the first half of 2027.
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GFY TV
GFY TV@Viralvid_89·
Arrest takes a turn when suspect punches cop in the face. Part (1/2)
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Everett Jordan
Everett Jordan@HorizonVanGogh·
@hopes_revenge How do people actually fucking live and work in these cities. I guess keep fighting the good fight lol
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HC@positivecarry88·
Why do people actually buy the Tesla Cybertruck… be honest
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