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It was a robot chasing wild pigs down a city street. I bet you feel real dumb now.

@xtremeonlinegf don’t his best

@Hot_Dog_Wind He need a break his dogs are tired (little fuzz ripped :(

what happened to all the labubus

the way i'd be playing big john

my ultimate nightmare is somebody complaining about me

i love this picture of eric adams because he looks like a little kid forced to wear a halloween costume

@reclaim_rainbow @ericadamsfornyc SERB SPOTTED

@ericadamsfornyc Due to the importing of third world nomads, such as those of Albania, NYC is quickly become a dumpster fire, just like Albania has always been.

Honored to accept honorary Albanian citizenship, not just as a personal distinction, but as a reflection of the deep and lasting bond between New York City and the Albanian people. NYC is home to one of the strongest Albanian communities in America, hardworking, proud, and deeply rooted in our city. I accept this honor on their behalf and in recognition of the shared values that connect us: family, resilience, entrepreneurship, and a commitment to community. Thank you to @ediramaal, @BajramBegajAL, and the people of Albania for this meaningful recognition. New York is the global capital, and this only strengthens the bridge between our communities.

@nonregemesse that’s crazy they use inches for height over there.

British news media before woke

who is the lesbian equivalent of dennis cooper

@StyledApe word for word something that bill cosby said in the infamous “pound cake” speech

Do you think one of the Pod Save America guys wrote this part of his speech or was it off the cuff

@OttoPivnerBFA my favorite thing about them might be the fact that elliot easton was one of the most talented guitar players of his generation, but nobody cared because he was in The Cars

Saw an Insta reel w 2 Gen Z looking guys w the caption "The Cars might be the most underrated band of all time" The Cars are perfectly rated everyone loves The Cars. Just because you've never listened to the radio in your life doesn't mean nobody else has.

@OttoPivnerBFA I played just what I needed at work the other day and an 80 years old man went into a fugue state and started dancing like audrey horne. I think he was moaning

@NIGHTMAREOFSOL4 @mouthycommenter @OttoPivnerBFA ooo i can’t wait to hear this!!

@mouthycommenter @OttoPivnerBFA That horrendous song they did with LCD Soundsystem is the holy grail of this type of sound

There are two things I love 1. half assed "post punk" bands from the past 20 years that sound like Gang of Four and Talking Heads and have no further musical ambition 2. lyrics that read like a slideshow of funny protest signs Where can I find a band like this?

@OttoPivnerBFA i thought you were talking about Idles lmao

@Hot_Dog_Wind This isn't a bit this is just venting

@weejoy @Nick_Newman i always think about this one.

@Nick_Newman The Kinks "I'm not like everybody else" is the best closing song in The Sopranos.

Great moment when a Sopranos episode ends with this one song that just drops desolation in your soul, so sad and chilling it's like gazing straight towards the abyss, I mean your life is forever more precarious just knowing this exists, then you Google the song and it's by Moby.

@punchaayobunss it’s always possible.

@Hot_Dog_Wind Well you’re wrong

i don’t fucking like this guy.

imagine your appointed warming dog calls out sick and you have to grind knives coldly...