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@jon22453503370 @goodfoodgal Hand written cards on paper? You can't fake that? Photoshop done if 5 minutes. You're lack of imagination treks me your vaxed. Lol.

I heard a crazy story about the Covid jabs yesterday. A friend of mine knows a teacher that lost his job for not getting jabbed. When he was eventually allowed back (cause, ya know, “science”) he spoke to a number of other teachers who didn’t get the jabs either but faked it to keep their jobs. The crazy part is that group of “unvaxxed” teachers were the only ones not getting sick. In fear of being found out - they pretended to be sick like everyone else so no one would get suspicious. 🤣🙄🙄

@Sherlockwhale Every week since 2017 this happens every time, 18 times.

I found a pattern on Bitcoin that has a 100% win rate across 8.5 years of data. 18 out of 18 with zero exceptions. Every week, Bitcoin opens at a price on Monday and if by Thursday the lowest price of the entire week has not dipped more than 0.25% below that Monday opening price, the week closes green. Every single time. 18 for 18 since 2017. The probability of this happening by random chance is 1 in 131,072. The average return when this pattern triggers is +10.98%. Not 2% or 3% but almost 11% in a single week. The smallest green was +1.9%. The largest was +28.8%. Even the worst outcome was solidly profitable. It works in every market condition: 2018 bear market: +28.8% 2022 bear market: +8.6% 2023 recovery: +21.9% 2024 bull market: +11.8% March 2026, three weeks ago: +10.4% Bull market, bear market or sideways, it does not matter. If sellers cannot push price even a quarter of a percent below the weekly open in 4 full days, buyers are in complete control. The rest of the week is just momentum playing out. Every Thursday, check one thing. What was the lowest price of the week so far? If it never dropped more than 0.25% below Monday's open, the week closes green and there will be no further dump, you can stay comfortable in your longs. Bookmark this and check this by Thursday close (today). If price has not dipped 0.25% below 66,000 (Monday open), there will be no further dump.

@Vivek4real_ I love this original tweet. Can I buy the Jpeg on chain?

BITCOIN IS ABOUT TO GO PARABOLIC SOON TIGHTEN YOUR SEATBELTS 🚀

@AtualizadoSaber This seems like something for Indian people.

🩺 Uma mulher de 29 anos de idade, casada e nulípara (nunca deu à luz) apresentou-se à clínica de ginecologia com um histórico de múltiplos crescimentos assintomáticos na vulva com projeções similares a "dedos". Essas projeções foram notadas após o casamento e estavam gradualmente crescendo em tamanho. A paciente possuía uma relação monogâmica com o seu marido e não deu nenhum histórico de qualquer contato sexual pré- ou extramarital. Exame do vestíbulo e aspecto interno do lábio direito menor revelou papilas rosadas, translúcidas e alongadas. Ao toque, essas papilas eram macias, não-dolorosas e não sangravam. 🔹️Foto das papilas na parte interna do lábio menor:

@flowidealism Because jews award the prize to other jews. Jews always favor a jew over anyone else. The simplest explanation is usually correct. Nice try though. It's favoritism.

Jewish culture has produced something like 20% of Nobel Prize laureates while representing maybe 1-2% of the global population. The ratio is staggering. People have all kinds of theories about why. While the genetics case is popular, there is a cultural dimension that is underappreciated. For thousands of years, Jewish culture has consisted of reading texts and arguing about them. Children sitting around arguing about the Talmud and its interpretations. Thinking and talking about ideas became a way of life embedded in the culture from childhood. We become better at that which we constantly do. Embed your child in a culture of rational argumentation and they will grow up to be fluent in rational argumentation.

@maira4yo Women have been useless for thousands of years. Your only purpose is sex and raising children. Everything else, men are better at. Period. Name one thing women are better at. You can't.

I think men are becoming too content with being useless. You guys literally can’t fix shit, can’t build, don’t pay for shit , struggling to plan dates . Like what are you really here for??

@Zoya_ki_batein Anything and everything women have is because men allow it. It's really that simple.

Men are finally experiencing what its like to be a woman and they can’t stand it. For Decades, women have been judged on the way they look, what they bring to the table and how they can serve the man. Now that women have access to their own funds ,their own housing,their own jobs it is a different ball game for these men and they don't like it. women are finally asking what do you bring to the table because I already have everything I need….basically we're judging men on their looks, their finances, and what they bring to the table so we're flipping the script and this has brought a resurgence and men whining & being like “I can't find anyone” “male loneliness epidemic”…..so basically women are doing the same thing men have been doing to us since the beginning of time, AND THEY ARE NOT LIKING IT

@MrPitbull07 Why does he arrive sweaty if he went to the gym first, then guitar lessons.

My husband told me he was going to the gym every Tuesday and Thursday evening for six months. He’d come home sweaty, tired, looking like he’d worked out. One day I had to grab something from the trunk of his car and found a guitar case. We’ve been married eight years. I’d never seen him touch a guitar. When he got home, I asked, “Since when do you play guitar?” He turned pale. “I… what?” “The guitar case in your trunk.” Long pause. Then he sighed. “I’ve been taking lessons.” “For how long?” “Six months.” “You told me you were going to the gym.” “I WAS going to the gym… and then to guitar lessons after.” Turns out he’d always wanted to learn guitar but was embarrassed to be a beginner at 42. He’d been secretly practicing in the garage at night when I thought he was “organizing tools.” I wasn’t mad—I was just confused why he felt he had to hide it. He said he wanted to get good enough to play me a song before telling me. He finally played for me a month later. He was terrible, but it was the sweetest thing he’d ever done. ~Anonymous

@stats_feed Is because the younger generation is less white, which means lower IQ.

Neuroscientist study reveals that Gen Z has become the first generation to be less intelligent than its predecessor, the Millennials. For the first time in 100 years, young people are scoring lower than their parents on IQ tests and core skills like memory, reading, and focus. This is happening mainly in the US and Europe. The main cause appears to be excessive screen time and digital device use, particularly in schools and social settings. While some suggest Gen Z is just developing different skills, research shows actual declines in fundamental problem-solving abilities.

@Average_NY_Guy @JackPosobiec Why don't jews hold other jews accountable?

One thing I keep trying to explain to friends and family is this: we cannot expect non-Jews to accept nuance about things they experience as insulting if we ourselves are completely closed off to nuance. It has to work both ways. Take the “Christ is King” situation. Yes, that phrase was used and is still used by some people as a derogatory slur against Jews. That part is real. But for the vast majority of Christians, it is not a slur at all. It is a core religious statement. And yet, our reaction was not to acknowledge that distinction. The reaction was simply: everyone must stop saying it, or you are an antisemite. Now look at the Epstein recordings using the word “goy” in a clearly derogatory way. Suddenly, we expect the entire non-Jewish world to understand nuance. We say: most Jews use the word neutrally, it just means non-Jew, even the Torah uses it, its original meaning is “nations.” All of that is true. But from the outside, what they hear is a word being used with contempt, and then they are told they are not allowed to be offended by it. You cannot have it only one way. If we want non-Jews to understand context, history, and nuance when it comes to language that hurts us, we have to be willing to do the same when the situation is reversed. Respect and understanding are a two-way street. If we close ourselves off to nuance, we cannot demand it from anyone else.

@Wealth_Theory Will you loan me some money so I can buy more?

@Vivek4real_ Ghey.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS PATTERN??

@BenJustman All we need is pressure and time. Bitcoin is inevitable.

So many people have been so wrong about Bitcoin over the last year or so. What is it we're all missing?

@MichaelButtonX Dig under the sphinx.

If you had $1 billion to hunt for lost civilizations, where would you look first?

@TheMoonCarl This is right when it rips your heart out and drops 50% more.

This is the most frustrated I’ve felt in crypto since i joined 9 years ago. Must be close to bottom.

@money_cruncher A wife is way more expensive than a house.

Taxes and housing are your 2 biggest expenses You can lower housing by house hacking or roommates You can lower taxes by doing tax loss harvesting, 401k arbitrage, HSAs, FSAs, NQDC, real estate or run a business. Focus on these 2 categories. They impact you most.

@0hour1 The other side of the glory hole.

You can’t watch my movies

@TaraBull Never trust someone who went to prom with "Long Duc Dong".

BREAKING: Actress Molly Ringwald's Chilling Warning: Trump Fans Will Be Guilty of Treason and Labeled 'Collaborationists' Post-Presidency

@jess_ann_pin Only people from SF talk like this.

As I’ve gotten older, I’ve learned that avoiding the following types of men guarantees I avoid misogyny in men I date with 100% accuracy: 1. Men under 6’ 2. Men who grew up poor 3. Men who have ever been fat or aesthetically challenged 4. Men from low gender equality countries 5. Men who had bad dads Avoiding all of these risk factors guarantees that a man is a good and honest man who would never do any of the awful things men say “Chads” do.

@Liz_Wheeler Because the Chinese are too pussy to fight us straight up.

Chinese billionaires are PAYING American women to be surrogates to children. The children are born in the U.S. Thank to birthright citizenship, they are U.S. citizens. The babies are then taken back to China & indoctrinated into Chinese communists. When they turn 18, they're deployed back to the United States as voters. China has done this ONE MILLION TIMES. This is an existential takeover of our elections. @peterschweizer's new book is a must read.