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@Hi_im_Emmanuel @imalicenine This post is in the dictionary under "daaaaayum"

@imalicenine Get this man into an american public school

i actually need a game where i can just turn my brain off run around and shoot things

@ARCRaidersMedia They need to let us take that thing off the front of it

Embark has confirmed the Rachetta outfit is missing some color details compared to its promo material. A fix is coming in a future patch.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ | #ARCRaiders

@SDSLLC_USA @CuriosityonX Keanu Reeves and David Attenborough

@CuriosityonX Keanu Reeves. I'm being serious too!

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@realpeteyb123 Tough choice, dayum...... A just has something human about it, extra points for the hands and facial features etc. All great though

Took the triplets to a desolate beach for their birthday. Had them build rock people. Promised them we will go to Internet to choose who made the best rock person. Drop a comment: Kid A Kid B Kid C Winner gets to plan itinerary tomorrow.

@Be_likeMango @grok Draw a line on an inflated balloon, then burst it. The line shrinks. Same thing happens when you take a round planet and then fit it on a square map

Hey @grok please explain it to me like I’m 5 years old !!

@ARCRaidersGame Please let us remove this piece of the new Rachetta set. Please from the bottom of my heart.

@KerryBirdNews That's class

Glossy Ibis still @ Lohercannon this afternoon per EC White Stork photographed in flight over the Milltown area of Dingle, Co. Kerry around 15:30 (Kent Weakley via eBird).

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch: CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history? Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

Someone just caught Artemis from their flight. Cool view of little piece of history!

@Ryanair Early April Fools 😂

Update...

@KerryBirdNews 2x Shelduck, just west of Blennerville Bridge

@Juleswynnes @aoifeh1916 Even if they said Happy Easter on them, wouldn't the companies still be capitalising on a religious holiday though ?

@aoifeh1916 Neither of them say Easter, yet both been sold in a Christian country, trying to capitalise on a religious holiday period. A bit like presents at Christmas, without Christmas???, so fock them both. I'm out thanks.

I picked these up in Dunnes Stores today. The one on the left is a decent sized egg from a chococlatier in County Cavan. Priced at €12. The Butlers bunny was €10.50. I'm trying to support Irish where I can. Both these Easter eggs contain milk. No palm oil. This is not an ad BTW. Buy what you like. #supportirish #notoplamoil

@CinemaTweets1 There is no need to make the show in the first place.

FIRST LOOK: Snape & Dumbledore in the New #HarryPotter Series on HBO Tell Me Your Immediate Thoughts

@GregBaldwinIroh Put slices of cheddar cheese between the toast and hot beans and thank me later

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@DoctorLemma TV Gold

Harrison Ford has done press interviews for 50 years and almost never looks like he’s enjoying himself. Then a British TV host who hadn’t even seen his film made him laugh harder than anyone ever has on camera. In 2017, Ford and Ryan Gosling sat down on ITV’s This Morning to promote Blade Runner 2049. Interviewer Alison Hammond opened with a straight face: “Bleak. Dystopian. An absolute nightmare to be honest with you.” Both actors braced. Then she added, “that’s just my interviewing techniques.” Ford cracked. Gosling broke completely. Within a minute, Gosling had opened a miniature bottle of whisky and poured himself a glass. Hammond then admitted she’d never seen the original Blade Runner. She asked Gosling if he’d brought his knitting needles to set. He looked down at his sweater and said, “Yeah, this is what I did on set. I knitted this.” Ford tried to give a serious answer about the film. Hammond poured herself a drink. Ford grabbed Gosling’s glass and took a sip. The whole thing lasted four minutes. Almost none of it was about the film. Hammond left thinking she was going to be sacked. The clip passed 19 million views on YouTube. Ford walked up to her afterward and said she’d made his day. When they did a follow-up Zoom days later, he didn’t recognise her. He later requested her by name for his next press tour.

@BligheDerek Someone here literally commented that his "jokes aren't funny", and that "his jokes are all the same". Garron doesn't tell jokes, it's a social commentary mostly. Cop on.

@CMJB90 @BligheDerek He doesn't tell jokes.

@BligheDerek His jokes are just the same joke everytime nothing special and after a while they just become annoying

@9999JohnS @thecurioustales The absolute irony in this statement is hilarious.

@thecurioustales The same God that created you gave that bird amazing capabilities - not evolution.

🚨 JUST IN: A migratory bird just shattered world records — flying 8,425 miles (13,560 km) NON-STOP across the Pacific without landing once. The bar-tailed godwit doesn’t stop to eat, drink, or sleep during its migration across the Pacific Ocean. Its journey from Alaska to Australia takes roughly 11 days of continuous flight, covering over 13,000 kilometers through storms, headwinds, and open ocean with zero land beneath it the entire time. Before departure, it does something almost surgical to its own body. It shrinks its digestive organs down to almost nothing, converting the stomach, intestines, and liver into raw fuel. The bird essentially eats its own gut to make room for fat reserves that will power its wings for nearly two weeks straight. The brain doesn’t fully sleep either. Half of it stays active while the other half rests, alternating in shifts mid-flight at altitude over the open Pacific. The godwit is simultaneously unconscious and navigating with magnetic field sensitivity that no human instrument in the 18th century could replicate. What makes this genuinely staggering beyond the physical record is the navigational precision involved. The bird leaves Alaska and arrives in New Zealand with accuracy that would embarrass early GPS systems. It reads Earth’s magnetic field, atmospheric pressure gradients, star positions, and potentially quantum-level compass mechanisms inside its eye that literally let it see magnetic field lines overlaid on its visual field. Evolution spent millions of years building an aerospace navigation system inside a 300 gram animal. We spend billions engineering machines that do what this bird does on instinct, fat reserves, and half a sleeping brain. The longest recorded non-stop flight by a commercial aircraft is around 20 hours. This bird does 11 days. Without a runway.

@TasteSubjective @TArchcast When the casting call (with this description) goes out, and you're like, damn, I'm an ugly fucker 😂

@TArchcast Considering whom Ser Bennis is…

And there it is. Casting for S2 Of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Spitting image. Quit literally.

@AirwingMarine Its all placebo, PLACEBO I TELLS YA !!!!!!!!

So... The Expedition bonus for scrappy just doesn't do anything does it? 1 long raid = 8 Materials 2 long raids = 16 materials That's the exact same as without it.