braveNbold

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

@cptdankkk Me and Bron be so humble, men 😂🤝.

LeBron James reveals he's not a billionaire "Google search is a lie. It's way less. I got a couple thousand in my bank" "I am free for me. Everything I got on, free. This LeBron edition Richard Mille, free. My wedding band, free" "I ain't got no money. My kids got all the money now. They take care of dad. I'm broke"

@Discount_Death Black people

name 1 people

My ducks aren't in a row. They are in a 442 formation. They're gonna whoop yours.

@adogtwting Word. On some real shit.

bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

@Symply_rhoda1 I bet it feels like you just took a huge dump.

When you give birth...Do you feel immediate relief like, you're not pregnant anymore ? Obviously you're probably not gonna feel back to normal but is there any type of relief ?

@ResilienceX3 Must be cold out

this shit right here just pissed me off

@HistorylandHQ Mein fuhrer, your drip is Ice Cold.

@SeaeyesTri Sorry guys that was me. I got married to the money

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year- not to cause trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

@utter_deckhead His dad chose gay son.

When I was 5 years old my dad had a Tom Cruise movie on the TV and in the middle of an action sequence (I don't remember it) I said "Daddy, when that man does exciting things my willy gets hard" and he just sat in silence for the rest of the movie

@strongblacklead @theestallion Ain't this Klay's ex?

.@theestallion's top five Netflix anime aht! 👅

@TheNBACentel Yeah, this is not enough for me. I demand a blood sacrifice.

BREAKING: The Denver Nuggets have fired David Adelman

@AnimalGeoLife I like his tiny little paws.

Food-motivated reversal! This little otter is on the way when its snack radar suddenly pings 🦦🥺

@Quamclips Who tries to save their marriage over text?!

@fishquichee Can I come?

@Jayyakamii That's because they be fucking the dogs...

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

@g4na_xo Some niggas just wonna watch the world burn.

Why on god's green earth would you shuffle an album you've never heard before?😭

@drakebonergif Fuck all of em.

fuck marry kill: alvin simon and theodore

@bajablstdeeznut I don't care how much dih. She's still MY woodchuck.

How much dih could a woodchuck suh if a woodchuck could suh dih