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@SummerRay many thanks, all sorted now x

You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.

3 good things happened today: that nasty Dominic Cummings got the boot, a man who murdered 13 women died in jail + China sent congrats to the USA for voting Trump out! 2 for 1 celebration deal on Xmas tickets to the first to email + I found this in the fruit bowl, ok that's 4...

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@ReeceShearsmith only when we've succeeded with our Human Centipede experiment... almost done...

Having fun at the #hauntedpicturehouse. Relieved that this little girl is showing up in photos.

6 days until next event Sat 20th June! Here is our 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' original skeleton to keep you company...

A very special screening of DRACULA I'll be intro'ing at @HouseofmagicUK @HauntedPicHouse a few tix left..#tickets" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">hauntedpicturehouse.com/index.html#tic…

If you have never been to @HauntedPicHouse / @HouseofmagicUK boy are you in for an AMAZING time..London's best kept horror secret..