Andy Houston

@brfootball @AFASeleccionEN @DMalone7

The fake from Enzo 👋 (via @AFASeleccionEN)

Jason Cundy on Virgil van Dijk: 🗣️ “Personally, I think he’s overrated. I don’t think he’s anywhere near the levels of John Terry, Sol Campbell, Rio Ferdinand, he’s had like, what, two good seasons” Jason Cundy spitting hard facts here 👏

@FabrizioRomano Proud day for the club .. what a signing

🚨 Official, confirmed. André Onana has joined Trabzonspor from Man United. 🇹🇷

@rossi7 @JacobsBen @footballontnt Just a perk .. Chelsea good side 🫰🏽

@Housty9 @JacobsBen @footballontnt 🧂 You left out “your team winning”

Alejandro Garnacho at Stamford Bridge. Medical passed on Friday. Garnacho has signed a seven-year contract.🇦🇷 🎥 @footballontnt

@JacobsBen Criminal that

Understand the package agreed is £25m with 50% sell-on clause. Antony must now finalise personal terms.🇧🇷

@bayer04_en ETH will have yous out of europe in no time

Just hoping we don't get Grimsby... #UCLdraw

@FabrizioRomano @ManUtd you lot are a disgrace

🚨🔵 Chelsea and Man United, locked in talks for Alejandro Garnacho’s transfer. #CFC confirmed their proposal worth £35/40m as total package, waiting for Man United’s green light. The deal will happen, just matter of time… as Garnacho only wants Chelsea. Here we go, soon 🔜

🚨🧤 BREAKING: Manchester United are working on a deal to sign Antwerp goalkeeper Senne Lammens (23) with personal terms almost agreed! 🤩🇧🇪 [@FabrizioRomano] #MUFC

@WelBeast Arsenal

What’s stopping this team from winning the premier league title?

This cunt is like one of those haunted dolls. You burn him in the fireplace and you go back upstairs and he’s back on your bed

Sir Alex Ferguson and David De Gea reunited in Manchester tonight. ♥️

🚨✈️ EXCL: Benjamin Šeško and his agent Elvis Basanović, on the way to Manchester! The first pic of Šeško since becoming new Manchester United player, the club he wanted. He’s landing tonight, medical and signature Friday, unveiling Saturday. 👋🏻🇸🇮

@David_Ornstein @SebSB @TheAthleticFC Looks like a waste of time for any club at that price. Nothing special about him

🚨 RB Leipzig view Newcastle offer for Benjamin Sesko as insufficient. #NUFC proposal €75m + €5m after #RBLeipzig asked interested clubs for ~€75m + add-ons + sell-on. #MUFC pursuit also continues but no bid yet. 22yo undecided. W/ @SebSB @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/65320…

Manuel Ugarte on Instagram trolling Diego Leon for falling on the pitch. 😭😭❤️

@ManUtd Fuck off

Did you know the Reds undergo dental tests during pre-season ? 🦷 Take a behind-the-scenes look at what's happened at Carrington this week 👇

@ManUtd Clubs a complete shambles 🤡

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Champs.

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🚨🗣️ Thierry Henry: “Manchester United have played in five finals in the last five years, the United that everyone laughs at, whereas for Arsenal in the last three years of building, they’ve not reached a final.”. #MUFC