John Houterman

@iamAtheistGirl It's like talking to a brick wall, cult members are meant to have one purpose. They are pure and simple cannon fodder for whatever that fat fvck needs them for. Social media bots or bully boys if he loses the election.

@AnnevanLeur 👏👏 That's why I turned to atheism at a very young age, I was 11 or 12 and my mother was a devout Roman Catholic so for her sake I kept it quiet till I was older.

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@AnnevanLeur I usually smirk and like you say very little in replies to the question of aliens visiting us. A Welsh Sci Fi author (Iain M Banks) in his Culture novels forbids the contact with lesser civilisations let alone the ones who haven't achieved space travel.

@HoutermanJohn The pale blue dot is a classic image. So many here on X keep asking if we've been visited by aliens. I have to bite my tongue. Even if we ever (EVER) received a patterned signal, it'd be from an intelligence that died off millions of Earth years ago. And as for religionists...

@DeadOnThePage @GAIAAENEAS He was from Bavaria which later on became part of the German Empire. The rest of the story is completely correct. The whole Trump family is full of racist and draft dodging criminals

When I get nervous I bake. Waiting on my last r paper to be graded. Blueberry-banana bread for you friends 🙏🏼💕

@MissAlly_01 Oops !!

I noticed a lady walking towards the door so, in an act of politeness, I opened it for her. However, instead of being grateful she started screaming at me... ...along with everyone else on the plane.

@TeahCartel Yes, exactly !

@Oldtimers365 I was thinking the apprentice but taken so Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

@Maximumatheist I'm always amazed that these indoctrinated people think that we need some God (take your pick) to feel complete or be happy. How ridiculous!

It doesn’t rain if you’re a Christian?

@gggirl924 Que Sera!!

Who remembers this song? It’s an oldie but goodie for me. What did she say to you?

@MgGreenlaw @daveyk317 @Peter_Fitz 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@Peter_Fitz PJK got it right on the money

Exactly. And remember, no policy that doesn't fit on a bumper-sticker. Keep it really simple. Fifty versions of "Down with Immigrants," should do it. And "I've had a gutful."

@sciencegirl It's called evolution !!

Just how did this species survive in the wild

@DocAtCDI @MrsDocAtCDI 🤣🤣

The better half (@MrsDocAtCDI ) and I stopped at the gas station to get some gas and coffee... As I was pulling up, I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking and pumping gas at the same freeking time! I saw her and thought, is this lady stupid, crazy, or both, especially with cops standing there! I decided to mind my own business and went inside and got my coffee. As I was paying for it, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talkin' violent end of the world oh my gawd death screams! I looked outside and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!! She was swinging her arm, running around going nuts!! When I got outside, the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and threw her in the squad car.. I was thinking, arrested? Shouldn’t she be in an ambulance, not a squad car?? Being nosey... I asked the cops what they were arresting her for... He looked at me, dead serious, and said.... . . . . . . . . . . . "WAVING A FIRE ARM”...

@Mishi_2210 127

Brain Teaser Answer is not 72 then whats the answer??

@lesstenny Shirley Bassey

Me..... Carly Simon 😊

@ToriatheistTori 🎯🎯 Exactly!!

@TeahCartel I can just imagine it when the overseas visitors start arriving!

@TeahCartel I had a bird that could scream louder! I broke up with her after I couldn't take the neighbour's complaints anymore 😁

The screaming piha is known for its extremely loud call, which can exceed 110 decibels, making it one of the loudest birds in nature. Its distinctive vocalization is often described as a "qui, qui, yo" call, audible from great distances in the rainforest.

@Persianserene1 Maybe he should pray for his Zionist leadership to stop the genocide as I'm sure that his God doesn't approve.

What kind of sick ritual is this?

@AnnevanLeur 👏👏 I'm glad that you mentioned My hero Carl Sagan. I showed a picture of the pale blue dot to a friend of mine and he was absolutely gob smacked and after reading what Carl wrote about the dot he actually became a fan of Carl!!

@HoutermanJohn "Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception." -- Carl Sagan How can humans (with our proclivity for murder, torture, slavery, pillage, advertising jingles, shag carpets, & golf), be taken seriously as the acme of a 4-billion-year-old grandiose experiment?

@MissAlly_01 🤣👏👏

A vicar decides paint the church. He sees the tin is getting low so he stretches it out with water. As he finishes, heavy rain hits & the paint streams off the church & into the gutters. When the storm clears, a booming voice rolls from the heavens, "Repaint, & thin no more".

@ellinidata 🎯👏👏

No songs necessary. Throw him in a dumpster and call it a day.