Howie Gosling

@paulfrost_me @rlp0618 @JeremyTate41 In fairness, if they played this from a big screen on the white cliffs the boats might turn back voluntarily.

@rlp0618 @JeremyTate41 Talking about singing, the people they had were sooooo bad, Robinson even had to tell them to stop !

@thewatfordway @Adam_Drury1 I’ll miss his cheeky little wave to his family in the GT stand before racing off paying zero attention to the rest of the fans. 👋🏾

BREAKING: Experienced winger Tom Ince will depart Vicarage Road upon the expiry of his current deal. [@Adam_Drury1] #WatfordFC

@Oldsuliansrfc If you’re going to try and make a valid point, at least don’t use a game that has zero significance on that point to try and prove your point. 👍🏽

How’s the “No relegation” thing going?

@DNSYE_podcast Dire Straits

Name the band 🎸 #watfordfc

@akafaceUS I’ve also noticed that Olympic runners run faster compared to the average person. 🥴🤪

Notice how much quicker an Olympic swimmer moves through the water compared to the average person.

@iamaylah_ ET on crack.

If you're right-brained, you'll see a rabbit. If you're left-brained, you'll see a dolphin . What do you see?

@Ratatwinkie My worry would be where does the 8 year old go to the toilet?

(We value privacy)

@Velo_Rugby @BBCSportWales So true……. Apart from the fact it’s not a dead rubber. Play off to places at stake. 🥴

@BBCSportWales RAF duty beats a dead rubber at the Cape. McNally's earned the right to skip Stormers.

Cardiff lock Josh McNally will miss their final URC regular league game against Stormers on Friday because of his Royal Air Force playing commitments. Read more 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-un…

Mate works as a printer in London , England and says his company has been asked to print a p45 form (commonly issued after a British citizen loses their job). It’s been marked top secret but the middle name of the individual who is about to lose their job is “Rodney”.

@naturebeauty760 Harrow on the hill. 👍🏽

Can you guess the location?

@fesshole I told my Mrs I was off for a Barclays. She thought I was going to sort my finances….

Missus said she wanted to go to on holiday. Santander apparently which was odd. So I booked flights and hotel. Text message later to say she told me to use the Santander account not the Halifax account. She was shocked I booked before discussing the destination

@zarahussain999 Did he just get tangoed?

Welcome to Broken Britain A British national and Reform supporter assaults a charity worker. What type of culture is this?

@RichesGary @RealBobMortimer Ask him for some pocket meat.

Me and @RealBobMortimer at the game together. We were definitely together! #UTB

@Observer_Owl Probably just a councillor.

Man picked up and kissed one-year-old in Hertfordshire park - police appeal launched ift.tt/zZ7LHEg

@thewatfordway @ACritica Picking our next manager.

Former Chelsea left-back Filipe Luís is working to obtain his UEFA Pro Licence as quickly as possible in order to coach in England. Watford have made contact with his camp. 🇧🇷 [@ACritica] #WatfordFC

@atletiuniverse @MrAsubio There were also 4 yellow cards awarded in those 5 mins of extra time….

‼️ Out of the 5 minutes and 33 seconds that were given last night in Arsenal vs Atlético Madrid, only 1 minute and 37 seconds were actually played. [via @MrAsubio]

@rugbyontnt So she has made her mind up without actually seeing or using the ball….. fair enough.

Should players be forced to trial a specialised size 4.5 ball for this autumn's WXV Global Series? 🤔

Can someone check on Alan Sugar? He seems to be losing it.

@Adam_Drury1 @Ant_Watford I’d love to know how many votes they got.

Mattie Pollock received 27% of the vote to win #watfordfc Player of the Season. Imran Louza finished second and Jeremy Ngakia third.

@WatfordFC Bring on the next gimp u won’t back with players they actually want.

Thank you for your support this season 💛