@GOLF_com I’d rather slit my wrist and the gizz on the bleeding wound than watch golf.
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Howie Feltersnatch
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“He is a little perturbed with his playing partner’s pace of play. It is glacial, to be kind.”
John Wood on Matt Fitzpatrick, who is currently tied for the lead and playing with Adrien Dumont de Chassart.
After Brad Faxon followed up, Wood said Fitzpatrick hit his approach on the 11th first, even though he was closer, and walked up to the green, where he waited about 3 min before Dumont de Chassart hit his approach.
Rules official Orlando Pope said that Fitzpatrick talked to an official, and they have decided to give Dumont de Chassart an official warning after timing him unofficially since Fitzpatrick’s request.
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@mrmckee Liv is like watching child porn. They should all be arrested or castrated. Fuck every one of them.
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I know the TV ratings aren’t what they should be, but I’m convinced LIV Golf has become a far superior product to the PGA Tour. From the crowds, atmosphere, energy and emotion to the TV broadcast and how press conferences are handled; it’s just better.
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@oldsteeler Larry, you are sure to rot in hell you miserable fuckstick. Let me guess, you live alone and just finished masturbating to an 8 year old girl or boy?
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Pls stop posting this total crap. You well know that Dems intentionally are causing this chaos in order to protect criminal illegals from deportation.
Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets
Massive TSA chaos at LaGuardia today — endless lines, missed flights, pure frustration. Not an accident: Republicans are blocking Democratic bills to fund TSA while ICE negotiations continue. Travelers suffer because GOP won’t pass clean TSA pay. ✈️😡
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@SenatorHeinrich Fuck you, you disgrace. Are you and MarkWayne fucking? Pathetic!
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I'm a NO on the administration's $200 billion war supplemental.
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@C_3C_3 You all are fucking idiots. He ain’t done shit.
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What Elon has offered to cover…
~65,000 TSA Employees.
Average weekly gross pay is ~$1,000 per employee.
Add in benefits and total taxpayer cost is ~$155 million per week.
I never want to hear another Leftist talk about Elon’s money and what he should do with it ever again.
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@RichardGrenell Rich, you still sticking it in 12 year old boys, like always? Receipts incoming, you know what you did. Many times.
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Mueller was destructive and vindictive.
He ruined people for a living.
He was a terrible person and responsible for one of the worst manipulations of US intelligence in history - and he did it with full knowledge that he was lying.
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@SenJohnKennedy Bless your heart you retarded old pedophile fuck.
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You’ve been smoking a doobie if you’re willing to ignore the fact that President Biden admitted millions of people into our country illegally.
That clearly undermines the sanctity of our elections.
The SAVE America Act would help earn back the American people’s trust.
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@EvanAKilgore Thoughts? You have cocks in you mouth for most of the day. While your own thumb is up your ass.
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Robert Mueller was a terrible human being.
He led a witch hunt against President Trump. He put Trump's family though hell.
But, President Trump should know better than to celebrate his opponents death.
Not a good look and is fuel for the Left.
Thoughts?
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Brooks Koepka made 7 birdies in a round of 67 to climb inside the top 10 of the Valspar. He missed a short birdie putt on the last though and was clearly not happy about it:
“Everything felt good, it clicked today. I just would have liked to have had that one at the last, that one is going to bug me for the next 30 minutes, but I'll get over it.”
Brooks has been absolutely flushing it lately and he’s just 5 shots back of Sungjae Im heading into the weekend. If he can get the putts to drop he’ll definitely be in contention for the first time in his PGA Tour comeback on Sunday afternoon.
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@MikeBales I sense you are bot and this is bullshit. But hey if it’s real, I’m excited for you and your family fighting to help cover for a pedophile president.
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As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸
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@mattvanswol Matt, you are:
Sucking cock
Swallowing loads
Eating ass
Sticking your own thumb in your butt
Sucking your thumb after
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Illegals are voting.
Illegals are getting free food.
Illegals are getting free childcare.
Illegals are getting free education.
Illegals are getting free tax credits.
Illegals are getting free healthcare.
Illegals are getting free housing assistance.
Illegals are getting free legal representation.
Illegals are getting free mental health services.
Illegals are getting free college tuition in over a dozen states.
It is the most insane scam ever perpetrated on the American people.
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@RepLuna Is it true you were a prostitute at a strip club? BJ’s for a $100? We both know the answer is yes.
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Wild to see how offended these members were that they weren’t being recorded for their sound bites, when half of them voted to suppress the release of a Congressional slush fund on the house floor 🤷🏻♀️
Lauren Boebert@laurenboebert
.@AGPamBondi and @DAGToddBlanche have WILLINGLY come before the Oversight committee for a closed briefing to answer ANY and ALL questions Members have for them. Democrats all just stormed out after refusing to ask questions because the cameras are off. Nothing is ever good enough for these theatrical fools.
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@RepJamesComer Do you suck your own cock, comer? You seem like you might.
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🚨FACT CHECK: True.
I said Democrats were bitching and wasting everyone’s time because Democrats were bitching and wasting everyone’s time.
Kaitlan Collins@kaitlancollins
Here's what happened with Rep. Summer Lee and Chairman James Comer behind closed doors during the briefing with Pam Bondi and Todd Blanche, I'm told: Lee: "Mr. Chairman, there are no cameras here. You don't have to perform. We were told this was a briefing." Comer: "It's a briefing!" Lee: "But she hasn't offered any information...This is a hearing. This is a hearing without the cameras. This is a hearing without C-SPAN. And it's a hearing without the public. So, what I'm asking is...." Comer: "You want me to scoot some chairs around and make a circle. Would that make it feel more like a briefing?" Lee: "I would like C-SPAN. I would like you to bring the transcribers. I would like you to go through with the decorum and with the rules...." Comer: "Are you trying to find information, or trying to embarrass the attorney general?" Lee: "Absolutely not. I think the attorney general is a woman who is completely able to defend herself, and I'm not attacking her. I'm questioning you. You run this place. What I'm asking you is....Will you commit to going as far as..." Comer: "I've already issued the subpoena..." Lee: "And this is not the deposition..." Comer: "You've wasted three minutes of everyone's time just kind of, bitching..." Lee: "Really? Wow! Bitching?"
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@TheMasters @McIlroyRory Bunch of entitled pricks. Come on salmonella, e-coli and listeria, that’s the pairing I’m rooting for.
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@harryjsisson @NotHoodlum What a disgustingly ugly cunt and evil person.
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This is who runs Libs of TikTok. A loser who not only was there on Jan 6 but also helped cover up the Epstein files. But keep posting on Twitter! That’ll surely own the libs!
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
This is who’s running Newsom’s account btw
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@Threebetyou2 @vegasstarfish @AlaskaAir Cared enough to read it and comment though, fuckface? Eat a dick.
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@vegasstarfish @AlaskaAir Whats with twitter people thinking we care about their flights?
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Hey @AlaskaAir you dropped the ball and couldn’t get us to Tokyo on the flights we booked months ago. We scrambled to find an airline who could, last minute, at a cost of 10K one way. Now we’re in Tokyo and find out you cancelled our return flight because we missed the flight out here (because you held us on the tarmac for 4 hours and we watched our flight depart without us). Now the hold times to reach a customer service agent are consistently 8+ hours. How does someone reach a human at your company?
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Instead of fighting over a 21-mile-wide bottleneck forever, we cut a new channel through friendly territory. A dozen thermonuclear detonations and you’ve got a waterway wider than the Panama Canal, deeper than the Suez, and safe from Iranian attacks. chinatalk.media/p/its-time
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@Polymarket Polymarket is like eating an ass full of shit and vomit. Your company should be deleted and all your fucking loser employees and investors contract an STD.
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JUST IN: Select US airports now asking passengers to tip their TSA agents by donating $10 and $20 grocery store & gas gift cards.
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@SenJonHusted You’re a real asshole and a cocksucker. Heard it from viable sources that you pay for gay sex and frequent grinder.
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In one year, I’ve had three of my bills signed into law—delivering real results to make life easier and more affordable for Ohio families.
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