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First off, don’t pay attention to my two nails. I have young daughters that can paint my nails whenever they want. I had this 1981 Topps Football pack that was graded and I was bored. So I went Montana hunting. Definitely not in good condition but still cool! @CardPurchaser

@CeloG19 @octoberstanton You should think about that when it comes to all forms of cheating. 1 team cannot outsmart the entire league

@HtownRue @octoberstanton Everyone uses them lol ain’t cheating if you all can do it

Astros found cheating again are we really surprised?

@matthewkawahara His agent can say whatever he wants to say. Framber, in that moment with no other input made that decision to do what he did. I’m sure he’s a great guy. We know he’s a hell of a player. But in that moment, after all the tantrums we’ve seen over the years- was a breaking point

Framber Valdez's agent, Ulises Cabrera, on last night's cross-up: “The idea that he’s intentionally trying to injure one of his teammates is preposterous. It’s a complete lack of respect for who he is as a person and who he is as a player ...” More: houstonchronicle.com/sports/astros/…

@Alden_Gonzalez Sucks it happened to Ward, but you seeking clout on an isolated incident to throw shade at an organization is truly hilarious.

Feel terrible for Taylor Ward, who once took a fastball to the face and now had this happen. Also, the same organization that thought it’d be a good idea to put a hill in its outfield still has a metal out-of-town scoreboard in the field of play. Stupid.

@Chandler_Rome I mean is it a respiratory illness or like the illness of his elbow?

Cristian Javier exited the game "due to illness," according to the Astros.

@FoulTerritoryTV @Alden_Gonzalez

"When you're playing deep into October and sometimes November, there's a price to be paid, especially with your pitching." @Alden_Gonzalez discusses how a short offseason has likely played a role in the Dodgers struggles this year.

@furmansuggs Hot take: Dudes that post about what other dudes should or shouldn’t do and calling them immature and selfish based on what they do is actually an ice cold take.

Hot take: Dudes that get upset about fall weddings because they can’t watch football are selfish and immature.

@JeremyBranham Chas had a huge hit last night. But cmon, let’s call it for what it is. He’s been absolutely pitiful ever since carving out a huge roll on the 2022 WS team. I guarantee you if you ask him, he would agree. Hopefully he can catch some lightning in a bottle after last night.

Chas is slashing .296/.367/.556 in 31 PA's vs LHP this season (yes, small sample, keep me out of that debate), but... He's slashing .288/.361/.508 in 454 PA's vs LHP in his career. And some of you wanted him DFA'd, tsk tsk.

@michaelschwab13 You cheer for him during pre game. You boo him during the game. You tip your cap after the game. It’s not hard. He’s on the Red Sox now. He’s an enemy until the final out.

Fans are already booing Bregman? What the heck

LGBTQ activists and communists are protesting against a coffee shop in Denver, CO, because they are Christian-owned. This same coffee shop, which helps the homeless, has reportedly been the subject of monthly protests by these same unhinged activists.

@libsoftiktok @Carlos__Turcios How the hell as an elected official do you think this is a good thing to do in any way? Usually the loudest mouths drop the fastest, someone should’ve laid a hook into that jaw and made sure he was eating out of a straw for a bit. 🤡

Arlington, Texas Mayor Jim Ross to a Christian preacher at an LGBTQ festival: “I’d f**k your old lady in the *ss.” Seems totally normal and stable… 🎥 @Carlos__Turcios

@WUTangKids People that complain about others standing at sporting events or concerts are literally the most annoying people on that planet.

You gotta be kidding me

@JomboyMedia This is easily one of the most unacceptable baseball plays I’ve ever seen.

Jazz Chisholm falls asleep at first base and gets caught for a double play

Joe Espada said Jeremy Peña is OK and he “just wants to give him a day.” “I think the travel and getting on base a lot yesterday, he cramped up a little bit, but he’s doing OK. Get him back in there tomorrow,” Espada said.

Don't freak out. They are gonna give JP3 a day. They wanna be extra safe.

@JustBB_Media Surprised @OrelHershiser hasn’t chipped in with some dumb “it almost seems like they know what’s coming” comment

KYLE STOWERS GRAND SLAM!!!! This kid is ridiculous

@allenanalysis WRONG.

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Peña said his right hamstring cramped up on each swing in the 10th inning and he came out as a precaution. He says he feels good and the way he feels now, he expects to play tomorrow.

@BleacherReport Honestly, off the top of my head? It’s Craig Biggio in 1997 playing 162 games with 744 plate appearances and not grounding into a double play.

What's the craziest sports stat you've ever heard 🤔

@JeremyBranham Doolittle…Knowlittle

Bradford Doolittle doesn't believe the Astros are any better after acquiring Carlos Correa, Jesus Sanchez and Ramon Urias. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…