Unicorn Rangler

@nickimoraa He wasn't trying to surprise her......he was trying to get with YOU!!!

Okay, my roommate gave her boyfriend our spare apartment key without telling me, he tried to let himself in at 11 PM while she was out of town, and now SHE'S MAD I RUINED HER 'ROMANTIC SURPRISE.' 🫠 We have one very clear rule in our apartment: NO giving spare keys to non-tenants without discussing it first. PERIOD. Sophie went on a work trip for three days. On night two, I was home alone when I heard someone fumbling with the lock around 11 PM. I grabbed my HEAVY flashlight. It was her boyfriend, Jake. He had Sophie's spare key. He said she gave it to him so he could surprise her by being there when she got home. He wanted to crash on our couch. I told him absolutely not. I wasn't comfortable with him in the apartment without Sophie even being there, and I had no idea he was coming. I asked him to leave and took the key back. Sophie came home furious. She said I treated her boyfriend like a criminal and completely ruined a romantic gesture.

@ladyfarmcastle @AughtmanSuellen @rousinar I'd let the kid fall over.

@AughtmanSuellen @rousinar The mom purposely bought one premium ticket to sit her child there so the passenger would switch so she could get another Premium ticket free.

I truly do not know where y’all find the audacity. I boarded my flight where I have a premium economy window seat. A woman and her toddler come up behind me and she buckles the toddler in beside me and then starts putting their bags in the overhead bin. I’m staring at her bc I’m curious on where her seat is…? She proceeds to tell the toddler that I will be watching her while she goes to her seat “unless the nice lady wants to switch seats”. I do not. And I will not. This is a 10 hour flight.

@micah_erfan Good!

🚨 NEW: Abigail Spanberger just signed a law ending the tax exemption status for the United Daughters of the Confederacy and other Confederate groups.

@WorkElizab Me!

Seriously, how can they live alone?

@Matt_Pinner Me

Is there anyone Who did NOT work at McDonalds?

@JKolewski @otokyo__ Wrong. I'm younger and did all 20.

@otokyo__ 20, but you need to be within a particular age group, like 65 to 85!!!!

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@otokyo__ All 20! That's me!

@Jabz_CFC One of these definitely does not belong

It's your wedding day. You can only choose ONE to sing on your big day. WHO are you choosing?

@callmarchive @forevrblushing Crazy. Aek literally lives in his house. Ro seems to have an independent relationship with him that doesn't rely on the mom. She was just having a girls' night in his closet. Lol Little one.....that's another story. Nothing that lawyers and $ can't fix, tho.

@forevrblushing Aside from when he's on tour, we barely see him. So, how do they know? They're talking like they live with him or know him personally or smth

Since when did yall start saying he don’t be with his kids im very confused by that …

@DJDRELAURIN @whereissmaya ☻️

@whereissmaya He just finished a record breaking Sold out tour he's good don't need no motion from anyone

Usher seen the motion from breezy bowl and got on zoom immediately 😂😂 #harmless

@Kristinartz A genius

What do you call a woman who doesn't want to get married..?

@Manlike_Solz Ciara has the best skin

No makeup, no filter… just natural beauty; who really got it? 👀👇

@Moon_Godesss No Exit

What's your favorite song from this album?

@chefsevenn Garlic powder

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@MarcusRobi42459 @zellieimani

@zellieimani She’s dressed like a teenager. Not an adult. My 24 year old daughters annoyingly loud girlfriends used to meet at my house like this a decade ago. They don’t lazy it up like this now. I’m 54 & retired. I don’t come out the house like she is here.

Regina Hall was seen without makeup

@tiff4mahogany Vote for whomever you want, but don't gaslight us.

Over 300,000 Black women lost their jobs after the man she voted for was inaugurated. Two people in Minnesota are dead because of the man she voted for. So we don’t give a fuck.

@lady_valor_07 Bye, Bey!

This has got to be the toughest yet…

@cutiieepie6 Homer

We need a rediculous old boy name.

@chefsevenn Absolutely!

Very important question…….. Do mushrooms belong on pizza???

@musicradarHQ A all day!

Which team is winning this Verzuz [Hits] battle? Team A: 🔲Chris Brown 🔲Neyo 🔲Jeremih 🔲Omarion 🔲Akon Team B: 🔲Usher 🔲Justin Timberlake 🔲Trey Songz 🔲Mario 🔲T-Pain