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@Hubertlang15

Somewhere in Florida 🐊 starting over again third time.God, family and country 🇺🇸 pro 2A,Maga America first,🚫dm's🙏🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Florida, USA Katılım Mayıs 2022
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@LouGentile10 They didn't have to walk up a hill in a snow storm to get to school and back. 😅
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and then hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?" The man replied, "I work for the IRS."
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
An older man and a younger guy were pushing their carts around Walmart when they collide... The old man says to the younger guy, “Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.” The younger guy says, “That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.” The old man says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?” The younger guy says, “Well, she is tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?” To which the old man says, “Doesn't matter, let's look for yours.”
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Hunter Eagleman™
Hunter Eagleman™@Hunter_Eagleman·
JUST IN: 🚨 Senate Democrats have again BLOCKED the re-opening of Homeland Security and TSA by a vote of 54-46. 🖕🏼@SenSchumer
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@SenWarren People couldn't afford those things under Biden and you and the rest of the disgusting Democrats 🤡
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
BREAKING NEWS: Republicans in control of Congress want to pass a new budget bill to fund Trump's war in Iran and ICE's terror in our communities. Working people can't afford rent and groceries, but Trump wants more money for ICE and war in the Middle East. I'm a hard NO.
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Cloud@Cloud1a7·
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@Soaringeagle45 He didn't want to mow the lawn anyway,he just went in the house and grabbed a beer.😅
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Stellar@StellarArtoisGB·
When your dog doesn't like you given too much attention to another dog, and is most unhappy. Pulls the most funny faces 🤣 😂
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@LeaderJohnThune You and your fellow politicians are destroying our country that I grew up in.i despise you and all you bottom feeder politicians.😡
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Leader John Thune
Leader John Thune@LeaderJohnThune·
Democrats are going to have another chance tomorrow to support election integrity by implementing a commonsense photo ID requirement. Will they stand with Americans? Or will they continue to oppose any meaningful ID requirement at the polls?
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Tyler Ratcliff@TylerRatcliff17·
Morning y’all, reminds me of my old dog🤣🤣
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WiseOne@JumaCJ1·
Enjoy some math! 🤗 Drop your answer 😊
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Marvel 75 ✝️🇺🇲🇮🇱
Good morning, fam. Happy hump day! Keep praying for our President and our troops. Be safe out there! Have a great day! 🙏🇺🇸🦅
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@Hunter_Eagleman It is really that simple. Don't break the law and you have nothing to worry about.
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Hunter Eagleman™@Hunter_Eagleman·
If you’re NOT in this country illegally, you don’t have to worry about ICE. If you’re not committing voter fraud, you don’t have to worry about ID checks at the polls. If you’re not robbing banks or knocking over convenience stores, you don’t have to worry about cops pulling you over for looking suspicious. If you’re not smuggling fentanyl, you don’t have to worry about customs agents tearing through your luggage. Simple as that. Law-abiding Americans have nothing to fear from ICE and law enforcement doing their job. The only ones crying about it are the ones breaking the laws.
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@LeaderJohnThune And you are just as much to blame as the Democrats. People are sick of you just as much as the Democrats.
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Leader John Thune
Leader John Thune@LeaderJohnThune·
Today is day 39 of Democrats’ DHS shutdown. Tens of thousands of TSA employees are working without pay, our nation’s airports are under significant strain, and it’s only going to get worse from here. Democrats’ political games must stop.
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