Hugo Kessler

I use social media not because I like to, but because my parents discovered I had a Twitter account on New Year's Day in 2011, which I wasn't allowed to have, so I spent the day crying in my room, and now I feel the need to prove that it was all worth it.

@Ethan_LMP I can’t figure out my thoughts, I have so many.

i didn’t hate it, i’ll say that

@russell_golds Waiting for @russellgoldsupdates to chime in with an update sourced from the britt lower update.

Newspaper owners telling the newspaper what to say is very bad, and a leading indicator of what's to come if Trump wins and follows through on his threats to punish media companies that publish unfavorable news npr.org/2024/10/25/nx-…

Obama: When I was president, I had been talking to scientists for a while so during my last year in office, we put together a pandemic playbook for how to deal with the eventuality of a pandemic.. When Trump came in, we gave over this playbook and he threw it out. I want to be fair on this, no matter who was going to president, this was going to be a problem… But if you look at a country like Canada, their per capita death rate was 40% lower than here. So just do the math. That’s more than 400k people. People’s grandparents, people’s fathers, people’s moms who would’ve been alive if Trump had just paid attention and tried to follow the plan that we gave him. It might have been somebody in your family that could’ve been impacted. So, if somebody tells you that this doesn’t make a difference, having somebody competent who cares about you.. it does matter and at some point, it will make a difference to them

@scribblesscript oh my god???

This is so sick, Steven Moffat your mind

Hell Bent is the coolest thing Steven Moffat has ever written for Doctor Who, cuz like

@daemonsmatt It’s giving

she exactly knew what she was gonna do here

@0hMySt4rs Honestly, I love that and find it so funny, I want Doctor Who to do that for more things. Like, let’s say pigs go oink because they’re remembering Hank, the farmhand thousands of years ago who first taught them how to fly.

Just remembered that Doctor Who made it canon that crows don’t just made that sound, they’re actually vocally remembering a random Scottish gal called ‘Kar’

@CarouselUnique @IPT1231 Her line to Danny near the end always kills me: “I wasn’t very good at it, but I did love you.”

@IPT1231 I love Clara because of all those things but yeah she was not good for Danny but by god he loved her anyway

Danny and Clara are such a good ship when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you Danny sucks. Like yeah they’re doomed by basically being a Doctor/Normal Person romance but I love shit like that.

@MaxKashevsky To be fair, the Doctor has said “this is further out than we’ve ever been before” about going to the end of the Universe about fifty bazillion times (give or take).

Just realized the Series 6 trailer talks about going "Where we've never, ever been" over a shot of the one place in the whole series they've already been

@scribblesscript That show is chaotic and I had so much fun with it.

If people had told me The Fight Attendant had an episode with Michelle Gomez as an assassin aiding the escape of Margaret Cho as a black market fish dealer sugar mommy I would have gotten around to it a lot more quickly

@MaxKashevsky I suspect they never imagined that Democrats would push their own off the ticket, AND that Biden would actually give up power.

No US presidential debate has EVER taken place earlier than late September - until now. In hindsight, the Trump campaign accepting such a ridiculously earlier debate, and beating Biden so soundly, is looking like a historic fumble.

On behalf of the American people, I thank Joe Biden for his extraordinary leadership as President of the United States and for his decades of service to our country. I am honored to have the President’s endorsement and my intention is to earn and win this nomination.

I know Biden pulling out of the US presidential race is big news but I can’t stop thinking about how an asparagus fortune teller prediction on Jeremy Vine could be right. twitter.com/chiefbrody1984…

Last few weeks were heated because we all understand the stakes and share the same goal. I don’t think Trump and MAGA are ready for how united and energized we’re about to be.

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

Can’t wait for the oil painting titled Turmoil at Rehoboth, which shows Biden sheltering from a hurricane on the beach, as a coconut tree looms behind him, about to snap in the wind.

(She wants me to add that she believes Biden should drop out because of the insurmountable headwinds and the promise of a candidate who can communicate.)

Timeline cleanse.