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the new generation is so cooked😭

Sense or Nonsense? 👀

Proof that nobody with money is actually trying to solve the real problems.

No to 50k jobs in 2015, Yes to 50k grant in 2026. Clap for Olodo Phd holder

There’s no such degree as “first class upper”. The ubiquitous foolishness among young people in Nigeria is a pandemic.

The can fund Hajj. They can fund bandits. They can fund data boys. They can fund Jerusalem. They can fund propaganda. They can fund Fake Bishops. They can fund campaign rice. They can fund presidential jet. They can fund GO TO COURT! They can fund campaign buses. They can fund presidential yacht. They can fund Akpabio & gluttons. They can fund repentant terrorists. They can fund thugs & vote buying. They can fund City Boys Movement. They can fund Julius Abure, Lamidi Apapa, Nafiu Bala, Arabambi, & their counterprotests. They won’t fund International Maths Olympiad for the kids of nobodies to become somebodies That’s the wickedness in high places the Bible told us about. Ephesians 6:12 (KJV). They will never fund the emancipation of the people. They want you poor, uneducated, & beggarly. Nigeria is the worst torture in the world. That’s where a dream dies & is buried. Your place of birth determines how far you go in life. Being born a Nigerian, life already led you 10-nil. Ten Nigerian athletes were excluded from the Tokyo 2020 Olympics because the Athletics Federation of Nigeria (AFN) failed to meet the strict anti-doping testing requirements that were necessary to clear them for competition. Favour Ofili was omitted from the Paris 2024 Olympic 100m because the AFN & the Nigerian Olympic Committee failed to register her for that event, despite the sprinter’s qualification. Nigeria’s relay teams were disqualified from the 2025 World Athletics Championships in Tokyo because Visa delays & administrative failures forced the country to withdraw from the World Relays in China, a critical qualification event. These are some of the many ways that Nigeria can happen to anyone without even apologizing Nigeria is trauma & trepidation. Realizing there is nothing you can do — makes it even worse!

Second olodo uprising 😹😹 “You are 21? Wow you look so strong and healthy “

Grand Patron, OLODO UPRISING!

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Nigerians have comprehension problem. What is Uprising Olodo? He said Olodo Uprising, which is a totally different stuff.

You need exorcism.

The hypocrisy and double standards is daunting

But you clowns were using goals that Ronaldo is still the highest in the world to troll him. Messi fans are same worldwide.

Cool cool. So I'm gonna leave my lunch break at 29 minutes and then leave work an hour early. 👍

Rest now my child.

@son_of_a_guy I also asked you a simple question. Where's the insult?

@Hugo_Chiez Na simple question I ask you, you don dey insult me

Before. After.

@son_of_a_guy Are your eyes functional?

@Hugo_Chiez What are we beforing and what are we aftering?

@FindingKan 😂

@Hugo_Chiez You literally went from Biggie to Big G