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Dating a league of legends player means your arguments have a Meta she knows your cooldowns. she knows when you're tilted. she knows exactly when to engage and when to back off. you're not in a relationship you're in a top lane matchup and she has studied it you throw out a "you always do this" that's your Q. predictable. easy to dodge. she sidesteps it and fires back with "remember when YOU did this 2 weeks ago" that's a point and click ability. no counterplay. you try to disengage. walk to the other room. cool down. but she follows. she's not letting you reset. she's freezing the wave outside tower forcing you to come back out and take a bad trade. you think you won the argument? no. she gave you a cs lead so you'd feel confident. she's scaling for late game. that silent treatment is her farming up for a massive all in at dinner tonight. the worst part? she's got your match history memorized. every argument you've ever lost. every dumb thing you've ever said. she's got a mental VOD library and she WILL pull up the replay mid fight. "you told me you'd spend more time with me. that was march. what happened?" MARCH? brother she's reviewing VODs from 4 patches ago to win this trade you're not dating a girl you're laning against a one trick who has 2000 games in this matchup and knows every single one of your patterns and you will not win. you will go even at best. and we all know going even means you lost. Study the Saskio & Eliza way

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“los hombres solo quieren sexo y dinero” el sueño del hombre promedio:

Los hombres en cuanto escuchamos “nunca me habían tratado así”

- gaming 5 hours - gym 0 hours - eating shit - in bed at 2 am - no girlfriend - broke asf - living the dream x.com/litteralyme0/s…

gets me every time too 🥀

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“That always was the problem with your Legion, Night Lord. You are quick with your torturer’s knives, but so few of you are worthy warriors. Listen to you, the masters of fear. You are cowards, like all cruel men.” - Raldoron to Skraivok 🩸🪽

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“Get up, Dante,” said Guilliman gently. “I will not accept displays of humility from a man like you. You are one of the few in this era who have earned the right to speak to me on equal terms. Rise. Now.”