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Let’s get ready to rumble! #Wwenewcastle

Start the day right! #MayTheForceBeWithYou #MayThe4th #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

The horror of someone handing a phone to you and saying, “here, you speak to them”

VAMOSSSS! 🇧🇷📢

@PLinUSA @SoccerMoses Forget parting the seas….Anthony Gordon will be parting the Fulham defence this weekend #ToonArmy

We are thrilled to have @SoccerMoses as our PL Sign Guy this weekend in Nashville! 🔥 If you won’t be at Fan Fest, reply to this post with your message and you might see him proudly displaying it on the broadcast! ✍️👇

@PLinUSA @NBCSportsSoccer Whey Aye and Yeehaw! Toon Toon ⚽️

Fan Fest is back and so is #PLSignGuy!!! If you won't be in Nashville but still wanna feel a part of the crowd, reply to this post with a message and you might see it on the broadcast this weekend! ✍️👇

British answers to "how was your day?" - "Long" - "Ugh" - "Don't" - "Surprisingly okay" - “Quite quiet” - “Relatively uneventful” - “Same old” - “Yeah” - “I’m still alive” - *Simply shaking your head and putting the kettle on*

Tonight I have opted for ‘pink’ What a blindingly amazing ale from @AlmastyBrewCo 🙌🍺from now I will always go pink…🤭 #Funzone

Whatcha talkin' bout Willis?

It’s been a 12-cups-of-tea kind of Monday.

#RIP Ewen MacIntosh, forever immortalised as Big Keith in The Office. 🥚

January lasted eight years but now it’s March in a fortnight even though February started yesterday.

25 Common British Lies: 1. I'm fine 2. Yes, I have a pen 3. No, I didn't get your text 4. That's nice 5. I've had a lovely time 6. I was just about to reply 7. I’ll let you know 8. Sorry I'm late 9. I know what I’m doing 10. I'll get right on it 11. I'll try my best 12. It’s okay 13. It was fun 14. I have a plan 15. I can’t wait 16. We’ll catch up soon 17. I haven't had time 18. Kind regards 19. It’s all in hand 20. I honestly don't mind 21. I might pop down later 22. You look well 23. This meal is lovely, thank you 24. With respect 25. No worries

One-word questions which can be answered by simply repeating the word: “Tea?” “Tea” “Pub?” “Pub” “Alright?” “Alright” “Sorry?” “Sorry” “Taxi?” “Taxi” “Deal?” “Deal” “Okay?” “Okay” “Pint?” “Pint” “Bed?” “Bed”

"I had 18 rashers of bacon and 3 sausages" 🥓💪 This Geordie is match day ready! 🖤🤍 #NUFC

It’s the hottest topic about! Where to get decent bait while on the road. 🚙 Plus… what are the chances of meeting a global superstar like Kylie! #Gretna #Servicestationwatch

KOLISI 🇿🇦 "I knew how hard the Welsh work, and I knew they would pull it together..." ❤️ Ni yn CARU @SiyaKolisi! 🥰 Llongyfarchiadau am ennill Cwpan y Byd unwaith eto Siya! 👏 11 🇳🇿 - 🇿🇦 12 #RWC2023 | @sarraelgan | @rhys_patch | @mikephillips009

“You’ll go to bed early!” As a child: horrible punishment As an adult: wonderful treat

Saturday night fever to the Only Fools and Horses theme tune. Your welcome 😂😂😂😂