Great Bawls O' Microplastics

I'm definitely not getting what I voted for.

@generaljunkyard Tyrone Copperfield, the magical electrician.

Just remove all the warning labels. We will be as good as new extremely quickly.

@sharki_dderk Usually I pick em up on telegram, or I would tag you in it or share directly from your page. Didn't mean to theive your material!

@HumamAnamoly That's one I made

Ooooof.

@AntiWokeMemes The guy from System Of A Down fell face first into a tackle box.

The first thought that pops into your head ?

@zerohedge You don't say

FREE BIKE AND SHEEEEIT

@Polymarket Man, I'm all bricked up, but my cancer is gone

BREAKING: Groundbreaking U.S. government study shows Viagra may be instrumental to stopping the spread of cancer.

@JimmyX8230 @libsoftiktok Raised in EA. Moved around a bunch over the years, lived in Lancaster before I moved out of state about 6 years ago

@HumamAnamoly @libsoftiktok Oh shit. You're from Buffalo? I still live in a Northern suburb. I avoid Buffalo like the plague.

Wild story out of Buffalo A DJ played a song MOCKING Charlie Kirk in a bar But just the mention of Charlie was too triggering for the deranged left even though it was making fun of him Following major backlash the bar banned the DJ from playing again The left eat their own

In-N-Out burger shooter: Not trans Not “Antifa” Not Muslim Not an illegal immigrant Just another MAGA domestic terrorist piece of shit.

@HunterBiden You're a retard, and so is your dad.

Speaking of lying. RFK Jr just said: “I have never questioned the efficacy of the MMR vaccine.” Is he not aware that we all have Chat GPT? “For many years, Kennedy repeatedly questioned both the safety and effectiveness of the MMR vaccine. Examples include: He has repeatedly promoted the claim that the MMR vaccine is linked to autism, despite extensive scientific research finding no causal link. He has argued that immunity acquired through natural measles infection is superior to vaccine-induced immunity, implying that vaccination is a less desirable strategy. During and before his tenure as HHS Secretary, he made statements suggesting measles vaccines have significant risks while questioning whether the benefits outweighed those risks in some contexts.” Through his organization, Children’s Health Defense, he spent years publishing material that challenged the MMR vaccine’s effectiveness and public health value.”

Explained in a way everyone can understand.

I would bet that's exactly why.

WE WUZ HANDY CAPPED AND SHEEEEEEEEEIT

A 22-year-old man cries like a little b!tch after receiving a $50k full cash bond for discharging a fire extinguisher at Detroit police officers during multiple street takeovers. Hilarious. Zachary Robert Stacer is charged with two counts of assault with intent to do great bodily harm, three counts of felonious assault and five counts of resisting and obstructing an officer.

What is the term for these female smartass insufferable snarky toddler speak type of videos "hey babes mmmmk like I'm gonna need you to love your neighbor and vote for endless migration mmmmk and be inclusive or you're , like, a piece of shit, alrighty, bye luvviessss "

@HunterBiden Your dad is a retard, and so are you.

Chevron just posted $12 billion in profit. Up 400% in a year. Their biggest quarter ever. Exxon made $14.5 billion. You paid for all of it at the pump. Say what you want about Trump. He’s making something great again. And who’s more deserving than Big Oil. In 2024 he asked them for a billion dollars and promised their whole wish list in return. This morning they collected.

SHEEEEEEEEEIT

@LeadingReport As expected...

Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racısm.”