TheHumanCalculator(onlyup)

@GerberKawasaki you’re just copying posts / you clearly don’t like golf much. Loser behavior on both fronts. x.com/davidu/status/…

I’ll say it. Golf is way too long. It’s absurd playing a game for 4.5 hours. What sport does this? Soccer 90 min. Most sports 2 hours, maybe 3. They need to build 12 hole courses and be done with it… anyways. I played well for someone who rarely plays.

@fefe01101100 Nice fanfic

CRYPTO CLARITY ACT Price Schedule LEAKED, you did NOT hear this from me: Phase 1: The Controlled Crash (This Week) The goal is to trigger maximum liquidations, lower the entry price for institutional buyers, and clear out leverage. Monday (The Setup): Leak an "insider report" stating that inflation remains sticky, forcing the Federal Reserve to reconsider an unexpected, aggressive interest rate hike. Wednesday (The Volatility Spike): The Federal Reserve formally announces the rate hike. The Chairman delivers an intentionally hawkish press conference, stating that liquidity must be tightened to cool the economy. Thursday (The Capitulation): Coordinate major financial outlets to run heavy media coverage declaring "The End of the Crypto Bull Run" as Bitcoin breaks below key psychological support levels. Phase 2: The Silent Accumulation (The Weekend) This phase shifts the narrative from panic to quiet optimization while retail traders are fearful. Friday (The Bottom): Major Wall Street desks and market makers quietly absorb the panic-selling, filling massive buy orders at heavily discounted prices. Sunday (The Pivot): Release "exclusive leaks" from Washington hinting that Senate leaders have quietly resolved their core gridlock over the ethics provisions of the CLARITY Act. Phase 3: The Liquidity Moon (Next Week, Before August 7) The goal is to force short-sellers to buy back their positions (a short squeeze) while FOMO (fear of missing out) drives prices exponentially higher. Monday (The Catalyst): The Senate officially schedules the CLARITY Act floor vote, declaring it a bipartisan priority before the August 7 summer recess. Wednesday (The Capitulation Burn): The bill comfortably passes the Senate floor vote, instantly providing legal clarity and classifying major tokens as permanent statutory commodities. Thursday (The Institutional Flood): Major asset managers immediately file amendments for spot ETFs, unlocking billions in sidelined institutional capital and driving prices to new all-time highs. Enjoy!

@swe_zach Don’t worry, this isn’t cool at all

Why has tech become this? This is the antithesis of what’s important Tech needs to be uncool again

@MoonOverlord Bottom

I know people are getting torched now so its kinda hindsight but I think the AI trade is over and I would not be knife catching any of this junk its been 6 months of people screaming about 0.1 upgrades on a technology that's been largely the same to 99% of the population (they ask chatGPT whats a good new movie) they dont care it got 14% better at coding

@IncomeSharks Just like that

@IncomeSharks Eh I would watch for a reclaim on the MA here first, the corn loves to do a little fakeout:

Bitcoin losing the diagonal, squiggles taking us lower. All the energy was used to flip it bullish, now it's probably got to regain fuel down near 60k.

@TonySeverinoCMT 🤝 long and strong until proven otherwise

Shared this w Slice users days ago – Bitcoin might be putting in the right shoulder now Then BTC pumps, before SLICE-ing back through this support level a la' 2018 $6K analog

@andruyeung Oh it’s Enders game in real life but far lamer

Holy crap. This is possibly the most insane job posting I've seen. Founders School is hiring a "Simulation Game Director" for $400,000 a year. That's just the base salary. If you haven't heard of Founders School, they're a radical new high school launching in New York City this fall. The promise: students build a business that generates $1,000,000 in profit by graduation or the full tuition is refunded. Tuition runs $150,000 a year. But not every family can afford that. Which is exactly why they're building "simulation games." The goal is to build the first business simulation game where progress is gated by mastering real entrepreneurship skills. As young players advance in the game, they learn the practical skills to go build a business in real life. For this role, they want a game director to ship the first playable sim within 12 months. Like Sims or RuneScape, but the skill tree is actually building a company. Crazy opportunity for anyone who believes in entrepreneurship and loves games.

@theoldworldshow What a loser take, you probably don't even golf

One of Trump's best lines was when he was asked what he would do to make golf more "accessible" to "non-traditional golfers" and he said "nothing" because golf should be an "aspirational sport" The Barstoolification of golf, where slovenly guys in flatbills act like children on the course, has been a disaster for it. The same is true of everything made more "accessible"; some things should be aspirational. They should be walled gardens where dignified behavior is not just expected but demanded, and the cost of breaching that code of gentility is exclusion Shrink golf substantially. Growing the game has ruined it

@davidu Sounds like you just don’t like golf that much

Feels like golf would be much more popular if it was 12 holes instead of 18. Put the turn at 6 and bring us home. I’d play a lot more often I think. 18 holes just takes too long, and is also just less fun.

@andymilonakis "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

@HumanC4lcul4tor It’s not part of my past because I have never been

I take pride that I never ate a Cheesecake Factory

@BigTrout300 Down before up fish

Sometime within the next 24-48hrs, I will be humbling the fear on the BTC & ETH chart, but after the 24th it’s anyone’s game as im back to the hedge fund

@unusual_whales chart crime

Retirement account balances by income and gender in 2025, per Vanguard:

@Globalflows Love your work but stop using Pepe’s so I can share this with people not deeply entrenched in niche internet culture

@TheFlowHorse 🫡🫡

@HumanC4lcul4tor This was yesterday, and specifically for a long into today.

Yesterday during stream it was: Biased long bitcoin:native , $MU , Copper, and base:0xacfe6019ed1a7dc6f7b508c02d1b04ec88cc21bf . Quite a variety of names, but we scanned them live and the price action and setups were clean.

@IncomeSharks Things never go as high as you want and they never go as low as you want.

Semis appear to be entering Fear now. Should make for good opportunities when the hype cycle finishes playing out and then you are left with quality companies back to being undervalued.

@gainzy222 Inverse gainzy time

Also think you can long eth and short gold with size It was retarded watching metals outperform programmable money for years Time for this to correct and eth to run and all of us to make money on alts

@Matt41145588 Alright good luck big dog