John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)

@HumansNoContext Chop, knot or gum?

What would you do in this situation?

Well, that would do it. The pilot didn’t flare the aircraft before touchdown meaning the plane slammed into the ground while dropping at a rate so fast the main gear collapsed. The right wing breaks off and the plane rolls, skidding to a stop. Lot of questions here…

Now he has gone too far 😳

@flightradar24 I wonder what they originally had planned as their alternate.

You can't make this stuff up! Ryanair UK flight #RK596 from London (STN) 🇬🇧 to Edinburgh (EDI) 🇬🇧 is diverting to... ...to Cologne in Germany 🇩🇪

@Leo_Puglisi6 Geez you young kids are soft. One day, you'll be abusing PTV workers. Until that time, respect your elders!! LOL.

old lady @ MCG yelling at a yarra trams worker for “not running enough trams and not servicing the public” when they’re trying to turn some around bc there’s more passengers going the other way, it’s 11pm leave him alone 😭😭

@MissBaileyWoof He's got his Engadine face on.

Why are Boeing planes falling apart? Exhibit A:

BREAKING: Azerbaijan Airlines announce they are ending all flights to 7 Russian cities due to security risks. Kazakh airlines also announce they are halting flights to parts of Russia. 🇦🇿🇰🇿🇷🇺

I can’t be the only one that didn’t know about this

Bird flu virus likely mutated within a Louisiana patient, CDC says apnews.com/article/bird-f…

Important wake up call: #H5N1 BirdFlu just sequenced by @CDCgov from severe Louisiana patient Most important, the H5 virus mutated inside the single patient to gain an ability to bind human receptors in the upper respiratory tract It takes just one… cdc.gov/bird-flu/spotl…

@MaryAnneThomas But that white powder is just baking, constable!

While no drug is ever safe to use, and drug use always carries risk, pill testing saves lives by providing festival goers with the information they need to make safer choices. theage.com.au/national/victo…

it gets even funnier oh my god

@Leo_Puglisi6 Darn kids these days. No respect for the elderly. LOL.

You tagged an Italian porn artist

@aviationbrk I hope the pilot ticked the CDW box on the paperwork when he took the plane out.

A truck overturns on the tarmac of Miami International Airport when it was hit by a United 737-900. It happened just before 10 a.m., when United said one of their Boeing 737-900 planes "made contact with a catering vendor vehicle while being towed to a gate at Miami International Airport." United said there were no passengers aboard the aircraft. The driver of the box truck was able to get out the vehicle, and no injuries were reported, according to Miami-Dade Fire Rescue. 📹 onlyindade

@miss_penpen @clowndownunder Back when councils were focused on doing their intended job, not pursuing woke agendas.

Remember when Australia had health inspectors ! What happened to them? Probably when they started importing people from 3rd world countries that now work in our food industry,it became to much work for them! When I was young we would have health inspectors turn up without notice and even if the bathroom was not up to their standards we would get shut down.

A family of rats spotted at Parramatta Westfield Shopping Centre 😳

@clowndownunder It's the annual Christmas pageant!

Patrick’s new book is out! 🙌 I’m honored to have written the foreword for this fantastic book. If you’re interested in malware detection and learning how to build your own detection tools for macOS, this is the perfect resource. Congratulations, @patrickwardle! 🥳

@aaronsmith Because the electorate wouldn't vote for her. Deeming had already won an election.

Deeming is back, 23 votes to 4. Why not parachute in Katherine Deves too? The Victorian Liberals are all in on a toilet-policing agenda, letting Deeming steer the ship straight to irrelevance.

@aviationbrk There is another video circulating from inside the plane where there is a piece of internal side panel flapping around. It looks like something hit it and broke away a section.

According to new footage that has appeared on telegram a passenger has an injury to her leg with holes noticeable in the side of cabin. The plane tried to land in Grozny twice, but was not allowed to because of the UAV attack. On the third circle, an explosion was heard near the plane. x.com/aviationbrk/st…