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@CaramelIsGood4U He's the reincarnation of Ham Rove

That shit's just 3 pigs in an ill-fitting suit.

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@CaramelIsGood4U @TheOvermanEthos You do love your croutons.

@TheOvermanEthos Unfortunately, that's me. I probably use the C word too much haha

Dudes who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear nothing. Respect.

What are four things JD Kirk is terrible at?

If you have to turn to xenophobia and hate instead of arguing the merits of a policy idea, it means you're either an idiot or your entire platform is based on racism.

Use the Oxford comma, folks.

@cbs_spacenews Was it the thruster that was already dead? I can't remember if it was OMACs or an RCS.

CFT Starliner: NASA managers have polled 'go' for the de-orbit burn; the NASA commentator says one of 12 thrusters on the Starliner command module failed to fire during a post-undocking test, but the thrusters are arranged in two sets of six and only one such "string" is used during entry; as such, the jet in question reduces redundancy somewhat but it's not expected to have any impact

@seacaptainpolls Matt Golditch

Who wrote the corn star joke?

Decided to embrace two hyperfixations by making Magic: The Gathering cards (specifically commons, except Vic who is uncommon) out of all of the @VIPeopleShow characters. MAY be working on an entire custom set based on @dropout but that's just the unemployment in me talking.

@samreich Tell me *EVERYTHING*!!!

you've got a fast car I've got a plan to get us out of here but you drive a Cybertruck and the car keeps speeding as we scream in fear

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@cbs_spacenews Awesome that you're getting into astrophotography. Here's some of my work.

More fun playing with my Seestar S50 "smart" telescope; M-42, M-51, M104, the Leo triplet - all with a quarter moon in the sky

i may have traumatized him 😬

I’ve been a huge fan of @TheSimpsons since 1989, but in my completely unbiased opinion, I have to say this is the best couch gag they’ve ever done.

new lacroix flavors i'd like to see (art x iña de las alas)

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

You said it, not me!

I have survived the wrath of Peanut Butter Santa for 13 days. Thank you for the gifts of half-used respiratory/urinary tract infection pills and skin fungus cream. I hope your issues have cleared up. Please don't murder me.