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@FredMurithi3 @Belive_Kinuthia For example 😔😧

@Belive_Kinuthia When a clown gets into a Palace, he doesn't become a king, the Palace rather becomes a circus

The New look at Statehouse. Doesn't it look presidential?

@FredMurithi3 @ntvkenya @DuncanKhaemba I can retract with this evidence 😂

@ntvkenya @DuncanKhaemba @HumphreyKaluma did you say Kenyans are so confident in IEBC?

On April 21, MP Mark Mwenje asked why some newly registered voters from Embakasi West have details showing they are voters in Garissa and Wajir counties yet they don’t come from those regions. #IEBCConfidenceCrisis: zurl.co/vbLwz @DuncanKhaemba

@UtdKobi Bruno's assist

Whose goal would make you happiest today? Zirkzee Amad Mount

@WaruiJohn2 Should leave

As a Man United fan, which Side are you in? Casemiro contract extension Or Casemiro should just leave

@amerix Bro is faster than light ⚡️

@WelBeast All the best

Tomorrow we go to war. Good night

The most criticised and insulted person in the Internet today is Mikel Arteta! #arsBou

5 prayers to pray over your job 1. Prayer for Purpose and Alignment Lord, order my steps in my work. Place me where my gifts, skills, and calling align with Your will. Let my job not just pay bills, but fulfill purpose. Proverbs 16:9

Devastating! #helicopterCrush

@WaruiJohn2 What did Ratcliffe say that has bursted the Internet?

England might be the favourites to win the 2026 World Cup,but the majority of English footballers have been underwhelming at their respective clubs this season. Look at this: 1 Eberechi Eze 2 Phil Foden 3 Bukayo Saka 4 John Stones 5 Cole Palmer 6 Bellingham 7 Gordon 8 Burn 9 Watkins 10 Trent 11 Shaw ( Inconsistent and injury prone) 12 Maguire ( inconsistent) 13 Maddison ( injury prone) 14 Mount ( inconsistent and injury prone) 15 Trippier Is it still coming home?

@amerix Important point today

Don't follow politicians with their drama. They are fighting for their survival, not for you. No politician loses sleep because of your problems. It is always about them and their relevance. Focus on fixing your life and dealing with issues within your control.

ODM is right to remove Edwin Sifuna as the SG. If the ODM party has decided to work with Ruto beyond 2027,it's in order to let sifuna form his coalition elsewhere!

@amerix Thanks 🙏

COCO MELON PARENTS Coco Melon's Parents are parents who have abdicated their roles to the blue screens. For example, When the child is restless, they give them their phones. When the child is not feeding well, they switch on the TV, "Eat or that man will eat your food." When the children are running and jumping, they switch on the TV to contain them with cartoons. When the children are bored, they show them YouTube videos like Baby Shark. What Coco Melon parents should realize is that exposing children to these destructive devices will also disrupt their brain development. These children become inelastic human beings who cannot explore the wonderland of imagination and innovation. These children become stunted in both growth and development. These are the children who easily throw tantrums, squirm, yell or become violent. Children of Coco Melon's Parents end up with: - Delayed speech - Autism - ADHD - Poor feeding habits - Poor cognitive skills - Dyslexia I do not understand why modern parents are pressured to keep their children glued to the blue screens. There is nothing these children learn from these gadgets. Children are not small adults. They are children. Allow them to go out and play with the other children. Let them learn about teamwork, project management, conflict management and other soft skills which they will never acquire by watching these useless gadgets. Remember, We are human beings. Technology exists to make our lives easier not to replace our cognitive skills. Nothing can replace the human brain, not even AI. The human brain is a muscle. Let it be exposed to human challenges. Do not be a Coco Melon Parent. #BetterTogether

@Utdbrizzy Kanyanga Shingo Bado anapumua 😁😁😁

An Open Letter to Ruben Amorim Amorim, You didn’t just fail at Manchester United you sabotaged a genuine chance at winning the league. Your stubbornness, recycled patterns, and refusal to adapt cost this club a real shot at the league. While others evolved, you doubled down. While warning signs screamed at you, you ignored them. Pride came before progress. Manchester United isn’t a laboratory for ego-driven experiments. It’s a club that demands intelligence, flexibility, and accountability — all three were missing. You will be remembered not for what you tried to build, but for what you destroyed through arrogance. Opportunities like this don’t come twice, and you wasted it. United moves on. You’ll remain a lesson. — A fan who won’t forget

@UtdKobi @HumphreyKaluma

If you’re still online, drop you username lets follow you

@UtdMaI A painted donkey is still a donkey

They mocked him. They doubted him. They focused on noise instead of progress. But here’s the truth: Dorgu scored his first goal under Amorim, same as Cunha and Mbeumo. Bruno began racking up assists under Amorim. Our attack changed. Our threat from set pieces started under him. Our defensive structure and team spirit were rebuilt under him. From day one, Amorim said these players would come good — and they are, because a solid foundation was laid. Hate him for dropping your favourites if you like, but the progress we’re enjoying now belongs to Amorim as much as Michael Carrick.

@UTDTrey I feel like tagging them but no need! No pressure

“Amorim didn’t deserve to be sacked” Bunch of clowns

@ESPNUK No ! Relax your pressure!

Michael Carrick is at the wheel! 🧠 🗣️ 'Get the contract out. Put it on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write any numbers that he wants to put on there given what he has done now 🔴⚪⚫ Let him sign the contract and go ✍️ O̵l̵e̵'̵s̵ Carrick's at the wheel, man. He's doing it, he's doing his thing 🛞 Man United are back!' 😅👏

@amerix It is easier to be mediocre ~true

This morning at 5:30 am, I sat here for 15 minutes questioning my life choices. • Why do I suffer in the morning at 4 am when the rest are asleep? • Why do I suffer all the way to the gym to lift these weights when the rest are preparing breakfast in the morning? • Why am I pushing myself? • I am on a 48-hour fast. Why am I voluntarily torturing my body and spirit? I looked at this 35-Kg dumbbell, and the thought of lifting it as a Goblet Squat terrified me. But I remembered comfort is cheap, and discipline is expensive. I convinced myself that every rep with this dumbbell is a deposit into my life savings account. I told my mind to shut up and face the pain. I refused to let my body conquer my mind, and the dumbbell was smashed. It is easier to be mediocre. It is hard to be excellent. I chose the hard road. The ROD of DISCIPLINE. Smelt the IRON!

@amerix Positive thoughts and mindset

When you wake up every morning, during BENEDICTION, — say the following 5 sentences: • Today, I choose to be positive. • I am grateful for all that I have. • I am capable of achieving great things. • I embrace challenges as opportunities for growth. • I take action towards my goals every day. Say these words each morning, repeatedly, every day, for the rest of the year, and see how your life will transform for the better. There is power in the words you speak about yourself. Write these words on a paper and pin the paper on your bedroom wall so that as you go to bed, you see them, and when you wake up, you still see them. #BetterTogether