Hungry Bandaid

no one wants to hear my opinions, I'm strictly posting selfies from here on out

I have some bizarre illness but I'm still working and interracting with people because I'm a grown man.

@sadreturns That's the GOAT replyguy

replies full of people who have never listened to a Weezer song saying ‘umm??? why did he say she’s japanese???’

What if I was big and fat and ugly, but had lots of internet clout. Would you love me?

Haribo Tropifrutti

Beautiful girls are nice but the most attractive girls are kinda weird looking.

Parents won't lend me anymore money to fly out egirls

No point in male friendship when women rule over men and women all hate me.

Friend group held together entirely by one guy everyone hates and makes fun of.

I know it's still a little brisk out, but I bought you a potted plant for your patio.

Next time I get a girlfriend I am not speaking to her at all.

@FistedFoucault alcohol

What did people drink before the Ancient Greeks invented water?

@trend_kill420 Only if it's retro

Who fw anime and video games and music on here

Gen Alpha already living up to their name by having sex with all their hot teachers and getting them sent to prison.

Aother friday night spent alone deep in thought

Which peptide will make my girlfriend loyal

The guys a "mets fan" if you know what I mean

She's only a few pounds away from being so beautiful.

@FistedFoucault I love poetry

I wrote a poem about my friend Curtis Yarvin Here is a man! For all the world to see His work stands, shaming Nature. Clutched, combined In the sole still centre of a master-mind, The Egyptian force, the Greek simplicity, The Celtic subtlety. Through suffering free, The calm great courage of new art, refined In nervous majesty, indwells behind The beauty of each radiant harmony.

I honestly liked trannies a lot until they killed Charlie Kirk