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@sorrelquest I finally figured out how to make stovetop rice perfectly but having a rice cooker was almost life changing.

@garonnevik I think people also say it gets easier to parents of young kids and it never really gets easier, it's just always different.

Telling parents of toddlers that it gets way harder when they're teens is like high school freshman telling 1st graders school gets way harder, and they should be scared. We all just move onto the next thing to learn. No one jumps from 1st grade to high school. It's not scary.

@vandeblogger @BoxsetQueen I grew up in Fremont County and we always had season passes to Monarch! But we did not have cable TV and lived in a trailer house my grandparents owned.

@vandeblogger @BeccaLizz Bigfoot stuff was not popular when I lived in CO 5 years ago, but it must have come into style. It was on all sorts of stuff when I got souvenirs this summer!

@agirlandaboy Me, if you have any to spare!

Blueski invite? Anyone?

@jonniker I actually liked this one, something is wrong with me.

I have low blood sodium, so I have an emergency Gatorade in the car, and drank it a couple days ago. I replaced it today, did not look at it, and oh no. What have I done. No.

@jonniker I have an old top loading machine from when I washed cloth diapers that we just got out of storage and I can’t wait for clean clothes again. HE can suck it.

My new washing machine is installed and it’s not high efficiency and it uses all the water, and it doesn’t take an hour to complete a cycle and GOD BLESS THIS MACHINE, AND ITS BLATANT DISREGARD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, I LOVE YOU AND I AM SORRY EARTH, BUT CLEAN CLOTHES MATTER

@ampolter God, gate delays are the worst.

@whittle_jac That looks amazing!

@bunsenbernerbmd I have two! One is extremely vocal and the other barely makes a sound but will bark for her ball if you don’t throw it fast enough. They are the happiest dogs I’ve ever owned and I think I will always have one!

Here are some fun facts about Beagles!!! Who has a Beagle? Let’s see! Also- what breed do you want to see next!! #dogs

@ninthhostage I’m considered rural and I guarantee my UPS driver does more than 5-8 an hour!

@vandeblogger @jonniker Ok, I have finally figured out and trained my brain to properly say Jonna, but now I’m questioning yours!

Someone who has known me for well over a year called me Jonah today, and once again, I am reminded that my parents picked perfectly normal and common names for all of my siblings (OF WHICH THERE ARE SIX) and went FULLY rogue with Jonna. Why. Why. WHY.

@ampolter @BenSaunders I saw Barbie last night and it was awesome and also only 2 hours, not 3. I sat in the parking lot waiting for Chris because he saw Oppenheimer and it started after my Barbie show time. 🙃

@whittle_jac Amazing.

@whittle_jac Wait, do you not need this number for many things?? Because I have both mine and my husband’s memorized! Not the kids, I just leave theirs blank.

Years and years are, @missdox made note cards and magnets and I was too afraid to use them but I just found them in a box of old mementos!

Some of those got me: 😳 but my score was much higher than expected. My Vocabulary Size is about: 【22288】! What about you? arealme.com/vocabulary-siz… #EnglishVocabularySizeTest

My broody hen finally hatched two babies and I am so delighted. Do I need more chickens?? No. But that’s not how chicken math works.

@ampolter Ohhh, ok, maybe they had the same dresser/closet combo. I forgot you lived in Welch! The quiet place.

@ampolter Hayes!!